Rabah Belamri
tu frappes a chaque porte
tu demandes le seuil de la blessure
ta langue est une lampe
agitée par un souvenir de vent d'épines
parfois
ta...
Is the plumber coming?
There was a young plumber from Peru
Who looked for a nut and a screw;
She went to a madhouse
And found a nutty louse,
I wonder if she...
Les themes:
1. un insecte ... a vous de le choisir et d'ecrire ... ou d'envoyer des
textes d'insectes ... :-)
mouches, poux, libellules, moustiques .... allez...
URGENT! SUBJECT: PETITION to His Holiness, John Paul II to travel to Iraq to confound the impending U.S. war against Iraq TO: His Holiness John Paul II ...
There was an old man who said: "Hush" I perceive a young bird in this bush; When they said: "Is it small?" He replied "Not at all" It is four times as big as a...
Samurai = Samouraï (bilingual haiku = haïkus bilingues) 1a Villages dot seashores and Samurais’ red flags mark cliffs. 1b Les villageois aux littorals...
Homicide Bête
Un sale scorpion au regard louche
Qui se sent des fourmis à la bouche
Avale des moustiques
Qu'il trouve antipathiques;
C'est un insecticide à...
Cahier Le cahier est féminin Il s'ouvre Pour que l'on tache sa virginité Des doigts jouisseurs Posent une pointe Qui effectivement tache Puis se retire Sous...
OULIPO et l'invention ou creation par les regles... Une des methodes des Oulipiste etait de prendre un texte deja ecrit et de remplacer les noms (les noms...
High tide and the rain Link the Oxbridge rowing boats - "Hang on" It's a tie traduction (qui n'a pas trop de sens mais bof trouve pas mieux!): Hautes eaux et...
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1909
There was once a teacher from Dundee
who taught French in a college, ah oui!
His first name was Rex
Talked nothing but sex
so he was sacked by headmaster Louis...
ah ah very interesting ... and ....... digerie digerie in fact is the origin of hickorie Dickorie Dock ... It comes from Mother goose or "la mere Oie" and .......
Limerick parodiant "les neiges d'antan" de Villon:
Parody of Villon's Where are the snows of yesteryear? Published in Legman's book of limericks (1976 or...
There was an old person of Skye Who waltz'd with a bluebottle fly They buzzed a sweet tune To the light of the moon And entranced all the people of Skye ...
De : rolland
>There was an old person of Skye
>(Edward Lear - 1872)
there was an Old Man of Storr
around whom the wind would roar
he stood undisturbed
all...
A Daddy long legs
There was a daddy long legs
Who had too many long legs :
One to kick the ball
One to do fuck all
And one for longing small eggs
Rolland...
L'escargot B.C.B.G
L'escargot sans quelqu'un ni quelqu'une
File un mauvais fil au clair de lune
Il cherche un nouveau genre :
neutre et Bon Chic Bon Genre...
Nous cherchons toujours un lieu sur Paris ..
on va trouver ca cette semaine. Promis...
Venez, indiquez le nous ...
Y'aura de la chanson et de la bonne avec...
La fête de la femme
C'était un vilain jeune homme infâme
qui fêtait seul le jour de la femme.
Il but vint-deux pastis
Et plusieurs Casanis
puis vint faire...
The first evidence seems to come from an old Irish ballad attributed to Rumann MacColmain, a famous Irish poet who died in 748?, and written in the VIII th or...
Said a miserly peer at the Abbey,
"I fear I shall look rather shabby,
For I've replaced my ermine.
Infested with vermin,
With the fur of my dear defunct...
There was a wise man full of knowledge
who wrote "Wars bring the world to the edge..."
He told his complaint
But his voice was faint
And they all died without...
non non ce c'est pas ANON c'est un docteur australien qui avait gagne une competition dans un journal avec ce limerick dans les annees 1950s Para-dichloro- ...
I believe one and one is three ... and sometimes it is very useful Lears, Lewis Carroll or Spike Milligan logic Its the only mathematics One should believe in....
Theme de la semaine:
1. sur le son Lai
Lait, Les, Laid ... Lai, Laie enfin comme vous voulez mais du lé (ou avec
accent grave ...) ...
Et que ca tourne...
Where is the Uranian love in all that?
An earthy saturnian with a Mars bar
Met a Venus in the Neptune bar;
His mercury shot up
When his Pluto went up
Her moon...