Bonjour tout le monde :-) Tout d'abord, merci, Rolland, de m'avoir invité. Les quelques messages que j'ai déjà parcourus sont super. Je me présente en...
Chatter-cheater A wife who in strokes was world-beater let the cat out of the bag; "Cheater" said the scandalised man who realised that the cat was in fact a...
Merci Gabriel :-) bienvenue/Welcome Gabriel parle anglais Francais ... et d'autres langues ... et il a un tres beau site aussi que vous pouvez parcourir: ...
Voici l'adaptation d'un poème de Meena publié dans "Payam-e-Zan" N°1, 1981 Je ne reviendrai jamais Je suis la femme qui s'est éveillée Je me suis levée...
Comptoir de l'Inde à Jean-Claude Carrière C'était un jeune marié de Pondichéry Qui disait à sa femme, en buvant du sherry, Ça fait déjà neuf mois ...
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May 1, 2003 11:58 am
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Tiens, Alain, en parlant de rimelick ... il y a des limericks ... et des "reversed limericks" qui sont des reponses de limericks et au lieu de faire en...
... Thank you for this information, Rolland. Je traduis : Le limerick inverse a renversé ses vers : abaab, le schéma, se change en abbaa. Pour en faire il...
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May 1, 2003 8:55 pm
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RE: BEAUTIFUL NEW TITANIC WEBSITE = R.M.S. Titanic 1912-2012 The WEB’s newest and pictorially beautiful Titanic site, like nothing you’ve seen before,...
UNE MARTYRE ... Sur la table de nuit, comme une renoncule, Repose, et, vide de pensers, Un regard vague et blanc comme le crépuscule S'échappe des yeux...
Annus horribilis A queen, or a prince or Christ's manus Had tied horribilis with annus; But people should wonder If they ever ponder On having some joy with...
Ok this is for a birthday boy whose birthday I shan't forget cause I also call it "Labour Day". Labour because I started labour on a 2nd of May which ended up...
There was a marrelime Jane who was a sweet fish caught by a cane; But what made her sick wasn't the end of the stick but too much of the sugar cane. Amities,...
Annus horribilis A queen, or a prince or Christ's manus Had tied horribilis with annus; But people should wonder If they ever ponder On having some joy with...
There once was a lady named Harris That nothing could ever to embarrass Till the bath-salts one day In a tub where she lay Turned out to be plaster-of-Paris. A...
Le limerick s'écrit sur le bord de la table Quand on boit de la bière et qu'on pince des râbles, Puis à tous on le lit, Et l'on crie, et l'on rit. Le...
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May 3, 2003 7:49 am
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A Brief (But Complete) History of Gravity Inspired by Bruce Elliot's entry to the American Physical Society's limerick contest Aristotle gave forth a decree ...
Here lies the body of William Jones Who all his life collected bones, Till Death, that grim and boney spectre, That universal bone collector, Boned old Jones,...
... De : rolland Objet : [Graffito] The gravity Limericks - History in 5 limericks from the APS (brilliant site for sciences lovers) ... "yesss" ! j'adore ! ...
Prometheus Cover your heaven, Zeus, With cloudy vapors And like a boy beheading thistles Practice on oaks and mountain peaks-- Still you must leave My earth...
Dos and Don'ts (and shut your mouth!) They are very bold little things That hide under Mummies' G-strings And Dad's panty jellies, Then up the gullies They...
L'arme fatale et plus grosse que celle d'un crocodile Un oukalapa de Papouasie s'en alla pour la Polinesie; Il eut le mal de mer et de frère et de père et...
An angry young husband called Bicket Said 'Turn yourself around and I'll kick it You have painted my wife In the nude to the life Do you think, Mr. Green, it...
Well I got a limerick booklet with limericks but no author is given. It's divided into sections like "macabre" "tongue twisters" or as in the following cases...
Maria , yes they are all in E.O. Parrot Penguin's book with some authors since then I have discover that Victor Gray is in fact Robert Conquest and Sharpless...
There was a young poet of Trinity Who, although he could trill like a linner, he could never complete Any poem with feet, Saying: "Idiots, Can't you see That...
Fenêtres ouvertes. Le matin - en dormant. J'entends des voix. Lueurs à travers ma paupière. Une cloche est en branle à l'église Saint-Pierre. Cris des...
well the second one was published by Spike Milligan as his ... but similar limericks existed a long time before. the first one is credited with the famous ANON...
