At long last Spa London have a website up and running. It is shoddy
(shame the idiots didn't bother to spell check the contents before
posting it).

Click the link below or read the following to see the "etiquette" to
be imposed on visitors to York Hall. Do you think these guys have
ever visited east London? I think they are having a larf!

http://tinyurl.com/yojmec

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Relaxation and tranquillity is at the heart of spa LONDON. Knowing
what is expected of guests and staff will contribute to your
experience. The following guidelines will help to achieve this aim.

* In order to acclimatise to the environment, please arrive early
to get the most benefit from your treatment.
* All guests will be required to complete a medical questionnaire
prior to using facilities.
* Thermal Spa Experience reservations are for a maximum of three
hours.
* Please keep voice levels to a minimum level to preserve the
sense of tranquillity.
* The therapist reserves the right to stop the treatment at any
time if she / he feels that the behaviour of a guest is inappropriate.
* Guests are required to wear robe and footwear in all public
areas. Bathing costumes are to be worn at all times in all areas.
* Guests are advised not to consume alcohol prior to use of
facilities. No alcohol is allowed on the premises.
* Please do not shave or dye hair within the spa.
* Do not use the Thermal Spa Experience or treatments following
waxing.
* Please rinse off soap and treatment products prior to using the
Thermal Spa Experience.
* Guests are advised to drink plenty of fluids while using the
Thermal Spa Experience.
* Please do not use videos, cameras, mobile phones or personal
stereos during your visit.
* Please dry off before entering the Relaxation Lounge and refrain
from placing wet bathing costumes directly on to furniture.
* If you feel unwell whilst using the facility please inform a
staff member. For assistance please use the nearest emergency alarm.
* spa LONDON is an adult (16+) facility.
* GLL will prosecute any guests removing property from the spa
(all robes and towels are security tagged).
* Treatments will only be provided by GLL trained therapists, or
qualified third parties who are in possession of an appropriate
license and insurance.

Please be a considerate guest, you play an important part in creating
and maintaining the tranquillity you will find here. Share public
spaces respectfully and consider other guests with a private, safe and
healthy approach.