Good morning Sirs, Ma'ams Kiddo's and whatever else lurks here.
The internet is dominated by Yanks so I was surprised to find a UK list.
I was doubly surprised to find a UK list about anti-religiosity and
churchianity. It is only in America that they turn atheism into a
frigging religion, as they turn anything into a frigging religion, even
cookies or Jane Austen. Don't get me wrong, I love all the colonial
gits really, but most of them just drive you up the wall and diminish
all hope for the species called homo soppy-ones. So, I hope all you
geezers are British or I shall be excommunicated faster than you can say
up the spurs or bullshit or gis a beer amigo.



Surprised that I am here at all really, for on applying to join there
was one of these silly little boxes which said tell us about yourself
and why you want to join the list. So I wrote in it words to the effect
of sod orf and take it on trust or skip it. But the list owner must have
a sense of British humour, for I got on it :- ))) They will no doubt
regret it but there you go. However, given that we are all British here
(no doubt a silly assumption on my part but we will go with the flow
until we know) and all very polite, easy going et al, I will answer that
question here and now, for the record, and which will no doubt not do
much for my longevity here. I am an uneducated Cockney Celtic git from
the slums of London back in the 1930's. Tottenham actually. Ever
been there ? But, and having loved London from day one, by the time I
was seventeen I took a butchers at what was happening there and said
**** this and left, and never went back, thank Ker-Riced. I understand
now that London has become a protectorate of Pakistan whilst Southampton
is a suburb of Poland. Fascinating how foreigners hate and detest the
British yet most of them want to come here, innit. Some Hungarian guy
once said that there were two kinds of human beings: the English and
Foreigners. And for once some homo soppian was right. He went on the say
that there were 50 million English people and rest of the billions were
foreigners; but the second mob don't count. Well, his words not
mine :- ))) He must have grown up in Tottenham.



Did you know that they are doing their nut trying to find intelligent
critters out there in space. You know why don't you? Tis because
they cant find any here. Oh, how I empathise with them dammit. Those
who say that there is no godo are fringing nuts, for there is. He is
called Mr Cotley and he owns a brewery in Wivvy up on Exmoor. His son is
called Mr Exmoor Ale, he lives in the same village and has a brewery of
his own. So, two fine breweries in one of the smallest villages in the
whole of the shires of Albion. Way to go amigo. But given that the
sickly morons have banned smoking in pubs then I sit outside under a
sunshade in the rain and have a pint and a fag in peace and quiet. Great
stuff, and sod the lot of them. I am English, and I will not be beaten
or told what to do by idiots.



Merlin of Exmoor. (as Dubbed by a Lady from Louisiana, and it just stuck
dammit)





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