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Date: Sat, 21 Jun 2008 09:36:45 EDT
Subject: Fwd: haha
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Subject: haha
Date: Fri, 20 Jun 2008 12:56:31 +0100
From: "Pennelli, Adrian" <Adrian.Pennelli@...>
To: "Deathe, James" <James.Deathe@...>,
"Smith, Kay" <Kay.Smith@...>,
"Ian Webber" <Ian_Webber@...>, <jon.adams@...>,
<CAROLJONES69@...>, <PADDYMAL@...>

Gordon Brown awoke one morning, took one look at the wife and decided enough
was enough. That Evening he gave his protection officers the slip and headed for
Soho in search of a beautiful call girl.

He found three such girls in a lounge bar, one blonde, one brunette and one
redhead.

To the blonde he said “ I am the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great
Britain and Northern Ireland, how much would it cost me to spend some time with
you?” The blonde replied “£200.00” he posed the same question to the brunette
and she replied “£100.00” He then asked the Redhead the same question and she
replied.

“Mr Prime Minister if you can get my skirt as high as my taxes, if you get my
knickers as low as my wages, get that thing of yours as hard as the times we’re
living in and keep it as high as the petrol prices, keep me warmer than my
apartment and screw me in private as much as you do in public, then believe me
Prime Minister, it wont cost you a penny!"

Adrian Pennelli
General Manager
Lloyd's Avenance Catering
Lloyd's · One Lime Street · London · EC3M 7HA
Telephone +44 (0)20 7327 5635
Fax +44 (0)20 7327 5014
www.lloyds.com
www.avenanceatlloyds.co.uk
www.venue-elior.co.uk

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