nickymuzzell@... wrote: To: Lorraine@...,
nefertiti2001uk@...
Subject: Fwd: TECH SUPPORT - INSTALLING HUSBAND
Date: Fri, 14 Nov 2008 07:07:12 -0500
From: nickymuzzell@...




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From: emma frankland
To: nicky muzzell ; leah taylor ; Sara Mitchell ; mel and andy ; Heather Cooke ;
Keri Rolfe
Sent: Thu, 13 Nov 2008 21:08
Subject: FW: TECH SUPPORT - INSTALLING HUSBAND








--- On Thu, 13/11/08, Carena Frankland wrote:

From: Carena Frankland
Subject: FW: TECH SUPPORT - INSTALLING HUSBAND
To: "Mum"
, "Dad" , "Sister"
Date: Thursday, 13 November, 2008, 8:54 PM











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Dear Tech Support,


Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend? to Husband and noticed a distinct
slowdown in overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and
jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend

In addition, Husband uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance? and Personal Attention and then installed undesirable programs
such as AFL;? The Ashes; Football? and Golf Clubs

Conversation no longer runs, and Housecleaning simply crashes the
system. I've tried running Nagging? to fix these problems, but to no
avail.

What can I do?

Signed, Desperate

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Dear Desperate,

First keep in mind, Boyfriend is an Entertainment Package, while Husband
is an Operating System.

Please enter the command: 'http: I Thought You Loved Me.html' and try to
download Tears? and don't forget to install the Guilt update. If that
application works as designed, Husband should then automatically run the
applications Jewellery? and Flowers.

But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband? to
default to Grumpy Silence,? Happy Hour or Beer.

Beer is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law (it runs a virus in the
background that will eventually seize control of all your system
resources).

Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend program. These are
unsupported applications and will crash Husband.

In summary, Husband is a great program, but it does have limited memory
and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying
additional software to improve memory and performance.

We recommend Food? and Hot Lingerie.

Good Luck, Tech SUPPORT



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