I) I am very easily missed, and often overlooked, I come to some people, others must search, Once you find me you must take advantage, for I may be gone before...
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Dr. Jocular, UNC Prof
dr_of_jocular@...
Jan 27, 2006 12:49 pm
A tour bus load full of noisy UNC students arrives at Runnymede, England. They gather around the guide who says, "This is the spot where the barons forced King...
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Crazy Professor Howdy
humor4u2day@...
Jan 27, 2006 4:41 pm
Unsubscribe Instruction below: These words come from a recent memoir: "Kiss Me Like a Stranger." How many do you know? 1. patsy (n.) - A: desert flower. B:...
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Silly Howdy
hello_myfriend2day@...
Jan 30, 2006 12:30 pm
As migration approached, three elderly vultures doubted they would be able to make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane. When they checked their...
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Howdy Your-Friend
yourfriend_howdy2@...
Jan 31, 2006 3:31 pm
The UNC math professor said, "Now class, we know there are 60 seconds in a minute, 60 minutes in an hour, 24 hours in a day, and 365 days in a year, so who can...
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Professor Howdy
unc_girls_are_silly@...
Feb 2, 2006 5:12 pm
The other day a UNC grad had her car break down. The tow truck driver charged her $95.00 to take the car to the garage less than 3 miles away... ...
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Professor Dr. Howdy
ucla_humor_society@...
Feb 3, 2006 3:46 pm
In America some say that Politics & Religion shouldn't mix! In the Muslim world, they mix in volatile ways - over cartoons!!! The timid American press is...
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Professor Tom Foolery
professor_tomfoolery@...
Feb 6, 2006 3:40 pm
VENI, VIDI, VISA TheRestOfTheStory!!! http://ilovehowdy.blogspot.com/ Updated frequently during the day!!! ************************ Be sure & read the...
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Professor Far C. Ical
professor_farcical@...
Feb 8, 2006 3:27 pm
Why did the UNC student eat the candle? TheRestOfTheStory!!! http://ilovehowdy.blogspot.com/ Updated frequently during the day!!! ************************ Be...
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Professor Rid I. Culous
professor_ridiculous@...
Feb 9, 2006 4:26 pm
NEW INVENTIONS BY UNC GRADS TheRestOfTheStory!!! http://ilovehowdy.blogspot.com/ Updated frequently during the day!!! ************************ Be sure & read...
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Dr. Jocular, UNC Prof
dr_of_jocular@...
Feb 10, 2006 4:44 pm
Two UNC students named Trish & Tina were walking down the street... TheRestOfTheStory!!! http://ilovehowdy.blogspot.com/ Updated frequently during the day!!! ...
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Professor Raillery
the_raillery_prof@...
Feb 13, 2006 2:42 pm
The UNC medical student was shocked when he received a failing grade in radiology. Approaching the professor... TheRestOfTheStory!!! ...
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Dr. Howdy
needsomehumor2day@...
Feb 14, 2006 4:15 pm
12 Valentine Questions: 1) What did the boy elephant say to the girl elephant on Valentine's Day? 2) What did the boy bat say to the girl bat on Valentine's...
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Professor Conviviality
the_conviviality_prof...
Feb 15, 2006 3:34 pm
Three UNC girls were talking to each other and one couldn't help but notice how pretty and beautiful the others skin was. So she asked them outright what made...
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Professor Howdy
unc_girls_are_silly@...
Feb 16, 2006 3:03 pm
The UNC* student reported for her university final examination that consists of yes/no type questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at...
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Professor Howdy
unc_girls_are_silly@...
Feb 16, 2006 3:06 pm
The UNC* student reported for her university final examination that consists of yes/no type questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at...
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Professor Tom Foolery
professor_tomfoolery@...
Feb 20, 2006 4:06 pm
Best wishes to all of you at work/class today!!! I.E. Everyone other that bankers & bureaucrats:O) 7 Important Computer Questions: 1) What is a computer's...
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Dr. Howdy
needsomehumor2day@...
Feb 21, 2006 2:27 pm
A UNC* student goes into a restaurant & notices there's a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup. So she's peels it off & starts screaming, "I've won a motor...
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Professor Howdy
the_ridiculous_prof_o...
Feb 22, 2006 2:05 pm
What did the mailman say when the lady asked why her mail was so soggy? TheAnswer!!! http://ilovehowdy.blogspot.com/ Updated frequently during the day!!! ...
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Professor Howdy
the_best_e_newspaper_...
Feb 23, 2006 3:45 pm
A UNC freshman opened a box of animal crackers and spread them all over her desk. "What are you doing?" her room- mate asked. HerAnswer!!! ...
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Professor Howdy
the_best_e_newspaper_...
Feb 24, 2006 2:58 pm
Mulling over the menu in a restaurant near the UNC campus, I asked the waitress if the roast beef was rare. HerAnswer!!! http://thoughtnhumor.blogspot.com/ ...
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Professor Howdy
i_read_thought_humor@...
Feb 27, 2006 2:10 pm
A husband and wife were involved in a petty argument, both of them unwilling to admit they might be in error. "I'll admit I'm wrong," the wife told her husband...
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Professor Howdy
award_winning_enewspa...
Feb 28, 2006 2:41 pm
Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house - cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help...
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The Doctor Of Jocular
the_dr_of_jocular@...
Mar 1, 2006 2:41 pm
A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves. "What are you doing in there?" she asked. HisAnswer!!! ...
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Professor Howdy
professor_tom_foolery...
Mar 2, 2006 4:24 pm
Party Quiz below - How many can you get right??? Let Howdy Know... A UNC grad had always dreamed of owning his own cattle ranch, and finally made enough money...
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Dr. Howdy
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Mar 2, 2006 6:35 pm
What's Up??? Tell Howdy how you feel about 'Thought & Humor' & ways it can be improved. How long have you been reading? What State/Country do you live in??? 3...
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Professor Howdy
the_farcical_professo...
Mar 3, 2006 6:14 pm
A UNC student stopped by a pizza shop one night and ordered a medium pizza. The Italian owner asked "How would you like that cut, in six or four pieces?" ...
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Professor Howdy
professor_convivialit...
Mar 7, 2006 2:49 pm
While on a car trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, the elderly woman left her glasses on the table,...
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Professor Howdy
award_winning_enewspa...
Mar 7, 2006 9:47 pm
Click on Blue Comments below to voice YOUR Opinion: Return later to see what others have said... Comment & Forward>>> 7 comments Comment & Forward>>> 8...
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Professor Howdy
the_ridiculous_prof_o...
Mar 8, 2006 2:23 pm
A UNC student in tears called her father. "What's the matter?" asked the father... TheRestOfTheStory!!! http://thoughtnhumor.blogspot.com/ Updated frequently...
