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#4765 From: Prof Howdy <dr_of_jocular@...>
Date: Fri Jun 1, 2012 12:02 pm
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UNC student pulled over.

A North Carolina State trooper pulled over a car
on I-40. The trooper asked...


Click HERE For The Rest Of The Story!








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#4766 From: Prof Howdy <dr_of_jocular@...>
Date: Fri Jun 1, 2012 12:21 pm
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Hey man,

Quit sending those stupid masked links w/ tiny URL.
There's no way I'm going to click on those!

--David

+

Dear David,

That is actually for our reader's protection but 
it leads to our award winning Humor Blog!

Best Wishes...

Prof Howdy

+

I don't really see what the protection is, but okay.  
Interesting site you've got.  

Take care,
David



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Letters From Readers:

Dear Dr. Howdy:

Your cartoons are a hoot! With lots of laughter and profundity:-)

Thank you for giving us time to giggle during our busy day in a crazy world...

May God Bless you!

+++

Dear Howdy, 

I can't believe anyone I know actually knows the illustrious Howdy.
Thanks for the thoughts and humors.


CC

+++

Hi Howdy,

I very much enjoy your website, which is certainly 
excellent and whose format is touching genus. 

Sincerely,
LaVay

+++

Dear Howdy, 

I must admit that I was really irritated when I first received your
newspaper. I have been having mucho problems receiving virus-laced
pornographic emails, which I cannot seem to get stopped. AOL has been 
no help whatsoever. I was just sure your publication was more of the same.
The versions I was initially receiving were hopelessly unreadable. I assumed
they were more of the overseas smut I was receiving.

There was nothing to open, nothing to download, nothing to make any sense.
There were just a bunch of seemingly unrelated words and numbers. AOL 
could tell me nothing about them, nor could Yahoo. I sent several emails trying
to get them stopped, but to no avail. I did receive one reply IN FRENCH which
said my request could not be understood. (You must have some creative
staffers or some wacky servers.) That confirmed my suspicions. I forwarded
each arrival to AOL spam and AOL virus email services.

Finally, a coupe of weeks ago one came actually written in English and
actually readable. Imagine my shock! Being a public school educator 
and a Christian, I found it quite interesting and refreshing and would 
hope to continue receiving your publication. I will gladly pass them on.

Now, how about sending one in html version with all the goodies combined. 
I would really like to see everything put together.

Good luck and may God bless you for your part in spreading His message.

barker

+++

Dear Howdy, 

I would not open all your email until a friend said it was 
OK. He sure was right. Thanks for humor and messages. 
Having a husband with Alzheimer's disease, I need all the 
daily humor and inspirational messages from the Lord 
that I can get. 

God bless you, 
M.G.D.

+++

Dear Howdy, 

I have not sense of humor, so PLEASE, 
do not send me your messages any more, 
it will be greatly appreciated

Thank you,
Igor

+++


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#4767 From: Prof Howdy <dr_of_jocular@...>
Date: Sun Jun 3, 2012 2:29 pm
Subject: * Four Important Things To KNOW: 		dr_of_jocular@...
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1) For ALL (Americans, Muslims, Jews,
Catholics, Hindus, Buddhist, Asians,
Presbyterians, Europeans, Baptist,
Brazilians, Mormons, Methodist,
French, etc.) have sinned & fall
short of the glory of God.


2) For the wages of above (see #1)
are DEATH (Hell, eternal separation
from God, & damnation) but the Gift
(free & at no charge to you) of God
(Creator, Jehovah, & Trinity) is
Eternal Life (Heaven) through
(in union with) Jesus Christ
(God, Lord, 2nd Person of the
Trinity, Messiah, Prince of
Peace & Savior of the World).


3) For God so greatly loved & dearly
prized the world (Americans, Muslims,
Jews, Catholics, Hindus, Buddhist,
Asians, Presbyterians, Europeans,
Baptist, Brazilians, Mormons,
Methodist, French, etc.) that
He even gave up His only begotten
(unique) Son, that whosoever (anyone,
anywhere, anytime - while still living)
believes (trust in, relies on, clings to,
depends completely on) Him shall
have eternal (everlasting) life (heaven).


4) Jesus said: "I am THE WAY, THE TRUTH,
& THE LIFE. No one (male/female - American,
Muslim, Jew, Catholic, Hindu, Buddhist,
Asian, Presbyterian, European, Baptist,
Brazilian, Mormons, Methodist, French,
etc. ) comes (arrives) to the Father (with
GOD in Heaven) EXCEPT BY (through)
ME (no other name).

This wonderful loving GOD gives you the choice - - -
(Rev. 3:20) 


{Please note that church membership,
baptism, doing good things, etc. are not
requirements for becoming a Christian -
however they are great afterwards!!!}


Jesus said, "Wide is the gate and broad
is the road that leads to destruction
(Hell, damnation, eternal punishment),
and many enter through it. But small
is the gate and narrow the road that
leads to life (Heaven, eternal happiness,
forever with God), and only a few find it.


To find out how you can begin
a personal relationship with
Jesus Christ, please call:

1-888-NEED-HIM


Why Am I Here: 

Click Here

===

The Roman emperor Diocletian, following an edict in 303 A.D.,
failed to stamp the Bible out. The French Revolution could not
crush it with secular philosophy (Rousseau, one of its heroes,
converted to Christianity). The Communists failed to stamp it
out with atheism and political ideology. One might well ask why
this book has been banned, burned, and bludgeoned with such
animosity and scorn. The great Reformation hero John Calvin
responds in this way: "Whenever people slander God's word.
they show they feel within its power, however unwillingly or
reluctantly." - Joe Boot


===

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Wist u dat de God van u houdt?
Avez-vous su que Dieu vous aime ?
Wußten Sie, daß Gott Sie liebt?
Avete saputo che il dio li ama?
Você soube que o deus o ama?
¿Usted sabía que el dios le ama?

Click Here
Click Here

===

Your very own library

Click Here

(Not amalgamated with 'Thought & Humor')


===

If you stop believing what your professor told you had to be true
and if you start thinking for yourself you may come to some
conclusions you hadn't expected. You may find the Bible makes
more sense than you thought or were told to think. Allow yourself
to be ruined, ruined with regard to what you always thought could
be true. Can you believe what you don't understand? You and I
believe everyday what we don't understand unless it comes to
the issue of salvation. - - - Dr. Woodrow Kroll


===

"It is the duty of nations, as well as of men, to own
their dependence upon the overruling power of God
and to recognize the sublime truth announced in the
Holy Scriptures and proven by all history, that those
nations only are blessed whose God is the Lord." 
-- President Abraham Lincoln

===

Trust in yourself and you are doomed to disappointment;
trust in money and you may have it taken from you;
but trust in God, and you are never to be confounded in
time or eternity. - D.L. Moody

===

Faith and love are apt to be spasmodic in the best of minds.
Men and women live on the brink of mysteries and harmonies
into which they never enter and with their hand on the door latch
they die outside. GK Chesterton


===

I am trying here to prevent anyone from saying
the really foolish thing that people often say
about Him [Jesus Christ]: "I'm ready to accept
Jesus as a great moral teacher, but I don't
accept His claim to be God."

That is the one thing we must not say. A man
who was merely a man and said the sort of
things Jesus said would not be a great moral
teacher. He would either be a lunatic -- on a
level with a man who says he is a poached
egg -- or else he would be the Devil of Hell.

You must make your choice. Either this Man
was, and is, the Son of God, or else a madman
or something worse ....

You can shut Him up for fool, you can spit
at Him and kill Him as a demon; or you can
fall at His feet and call Him Lord and God.
But let us not come up with any patronizing
nonsense about His being a great human
teacher. He has not left that option open
to us. He did not intend to.

-- From C.S. Lewis
(Author of The Chronicles of Narnia)

===

"Let every student be plainly instructed
and earnestly pressed to consider well
the main end of his life and studies is
to know God and Jesus Christ which is
eternal life (John 17:3)."

The Laws and Statutes of Harvard College in 1643

"All scholars shall live religious, godly,
and blameless lives according to the rules
of God's Word, diligently reading the Holy
Scriptures, the fountain of light and truth;
and constantly attend upon all the duties
of religion, both in public and secret."

Two central requirements in Yale College 1745 charter

===

Muhammad or Jesus???

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===

Who is Jesus?

Click Here

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===

The Bible claims to be the Word
of the only true God. In addition
to historical, archaeological, and
scientific proofs, there are numerous
internal proofs. No such evidences
exist for other "sacred writings."

The Bible was written during 1,600
years by 40 prophets, most of
whom lived in diverse cultures,
at different times in history, yet
who never contradict but comple -
ment each other. For the Qur'an,
Muslims must take the word of
Muhammad, just as the Book
of Mormon rests solely upon
Joseph Smith's word. But every
biblical prophet is confirmed
by 39 other prophets. 

- - Dave Hunt

===

God designed humans to want to believe in something.
That's the image of God that is in us. But as G. K.
Chesterton famously put it, when we reject the God
of the Bible, we don't believe in nothing; we believe
in everything -- including Little Green Men.

- - Chuck Colson

===

Recommended by Prof Howdy for improving your life:


Click Here
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===

"I believe the Bible is the best gift God has ever given to man.
All the good from the Savior of the world is communicated to
us through this book." -- President Abraham Lincoln

"For we must consider that we shall be as a City upon a hill. 
The eyes of all people are upon us. So that if we shall deal
falsely with our God in this work we have undertaken, and
so cause Him to withdraw his present help from us, we
shall be made a story and a byword throughout the world."
--John Winthrop, Governor of the Massachusetts Bay Colony, 1630 

"It is impossible to rightly govern the world without God and
the Bible." - Attributed to President George Washington

"The Bible is no mere book, but a Living Creature, with a
power that conquers all that oppose it." - Napoleon

"That Book accounts for the supremacy of England."
- Queen Victoria

"If there is anything in my thought or style to commend ,
the credit is due my parents for instilling in me an early
love of the Scriptures. If we abide by the principals taught
in the Bible, our country will go on prospering and to prosper;
but if we and our posterity neglect its instructions and authority,
no man can tell how sudden a catastrophe may overwhelm us and
bury all our glory in profound obscurity." - Daniel Webster (Founding Father)

"The Bible is worth all other books which have ever been printed."
- Patrick Henry (original member of the Continental Congress)

"The Bible is the anchor of our liberties." - President U.S. Grant

"It is impossible to enslave mentally or socially a Bible-reading people.
The principals of the Bible are the groundwork of human freedom."
- Horace Greeley (Editor)

"That Book is the rock on which our Republic rests." - President Andrew Jackson

"In all my perplexities and distresses, the Bible has never failed to give me
light and strength." - Gen. Robert E. Lee

"Bible reading is an education in itself." - Lord Tennyson (Poet)

"So great is my veneration for the Bible that the earlier my children begin
to read it the more confident will be my hope that they will prove useful
citizens of their country and respectable members of society. I have for
many years made it a practice to read through the Bible once every year."
- President John Quincy Adams

"The existence of the Bible, as a Book for the people, is the greatest
benefit which the human race has ever experienced. Every attempt to
belittle it is a crime against humanity." - Immanuel Kant (Philosopher)

"The New Testament is the very best Book that ever or ever will be
known in the world." - Charles Dickens (Author)

"All human discoveries seem to be made only for the purpose of
confirming more and more strongly the truths contained in the
Sacred Scriptures." - Sir William Herschel (Astronomer)

"There are more sure marks of authenticity in the Bible than in
any profane history." - Sir Isaac Newton (Scientist)

"Let mental culture go on advancing, let the natural sciences
progress in even greater extent and depth, and the human
mind widen itself as much as it desires; beyond the elevation
and moral culture of Christianity, as it shines forth in the Gospels,
it will not go." - Goethe (Author)

"I have known ninety-five of the world's great men in my time,
and of these eight-seven were followers of the Bible. The Bible
is stamped with a Specialty of Origin, and an immeasurable
distance separates it from all competitors."
- W.E. Gladstone (Prime Minister)

"Whatever merit there is in anything that I have written is simply
due to the fact that when I was a child my mother daily read me
a part of the Bible and daily made me learn a part of it by heart."
- John Ruskin (art critic and social commentator)

"The Bible has been the Magna Charta of the poor and oppressed.
The human race is not in a position to dispense with it." - Thomas
Huxley (Author & Scientist)

"The whole hope of human progress is suspended on the ever
growing influence of the Bible." - W.H. Seward (Secretary of State)

"America was born a Christian nation. America was born
to exemplify that devotion to the elements of righteousness,
which are derived from the revelations of Holy Scriptures.
Part of the destiny of Americans lies in their daily perusal
of this great book of revelations. That if they would see
America free and pure they will make their own spirits
free and pure by this baptism of the Holy Spirit."
--President Woodrow Wilson

For Christians, the life and death of Jesus are the ultimate
expressions of love, and the supreme demonstrations of
God's mercy, faithfulness, and redemption. Since Christ's
miraculous Resurrection on Easter, more than 2,000 years
ago, Christians have expressed joy and gratitude for this
wondrous sacrifice and for God's promise of freedom for
the oppressed, healing for the brokenhearted, and salvation.
--President George W. Bush

"It cannot be emphasized too strongly or too often that this
great nation was founded, not by religionists, but by Christians;
not on religions, but on the gospel of Jesus Christ. For this
very reason peoples of other faiths have been afforded asylum,
prosperity, and freedom of worship here." 
-- Attributed to Patrick Henry (original member of the Continental Congress)


+++

Wist u dat de God van u houdt?
Avez-vous su que Dieu vous aime ?
Wußten Sie, daß Gott Sie liebt?
Avete saputo che il dio li ama?
Você soube que o deus o ama?
¿Usted sabía que el dios le ama? 

Click Here

But indeed for this purpose I have raised you up,
that I may show My power in you, and that My
Name may be declared in all the earth. Ex 9:16

+++

Here's some blogs that I found
of interest as I negotiated my way
through cyberspace:




Every Student

Religion Comparison

Around the Well

Danish Cartoons

Arabic Cartoons

Muhammad or Jesus???

Answering Islam

Is Jesus God?

How to become a Christian

Who Is Jesus? 

See The Word

Watch The Jesus Movie

Spanish Cartoons

German Cartoons

Chinese Cartoons

Italian Cartoons

Greek Cartoons

Japanese Cartoons

Portuguese Cartoons

French Cartoons

Hindi Cartoons

Russian Cartoons


+++

P U R P O S E of 'Thought & Humor': 



But these are written so that you may
believe that Jesus is the Messiah, the
Son of God, and that by believing in
Him you will have life. Jn 20:31

Seek the Lord while He may be found;
call on Him while He is near. Let the
wicked forsake his way and the evil
man his thoughts. Let him turn to the
Lord, and He will have mercy on him,
and to our God, for He will freely
pardon. "For My thoughts are not
your thoughts, neither are your ways
My ways," declares the Lord. "As the
heavens are higher than the earth, so
are My ways higher than your ways
and My thoughts than your thoughts.
As the rain and the snow come down
from heaven, and do not return to it
without watering the earth and making
it bud and flourish, so that it yields seed
for the sower and bread for the eater,
so is My word that goes out from My
mouth: It will not return to Me empty,
but will accomplish what I desire and
achieve the purpose for which I sent it.
You will go out in joy and be led forth
in peace; the mountains and hills will
burst into song before you, and all the
trees of the field will clap their hands.
Instead of the thornbush will grow the
pine tree, and instead of briers the myrtle
will grow. This will be for the Lord's
renown, for an everlasting sign, which
will not be destroyed." Is 55

O Lord, you have searched me and you
know me. You know when I sit and when
I rise; you perceive my thoughts from afar.
You discern my going out and my lying
down; you are familiar with all my ways.
Before a word is on my tongue you know
it completely, O Lord. You hem me in -
behind and before; you have laid your
hand upon me. Such knowledge is too
wonderful for me, too lofty for me to attain.

Where can I go from your Spirit? Where
can I flee from your presence? If I go up
to the heavens, you are there; if I make
my bed in the depths, you are there.

If I rise on the wings of the dawn,
if I settle on the far side of the sea,
even there your hand will guide me,
your right hand will hold me fast.

If I say, "Surely the darkness will hide
me and the light become night around
me," even the darkness will not be dark
to you; the night will shine like the day,
for darkness is as light to you. For you
created my inmost being; you knit me
together in my mother's womb. I praise
you because I am fearfully and wonderfully
made; your works are wonderful, I know
that full well. My frame was not hidden
from you when I was made in the secret
place. When I was woven together in the
depths of the earth, your eyes saw my
unformed body. All the days ordained
for me were written in your book before
one of them came to be.

How precious to me are your thoughts,
O God! How vast is the sum of them!
Were I to count them, they would
outnumber the grains of sand. When
I awake, I am still with you. Search me,
O God, and know my heart; test me
and know my anxious thoughts. See
if there is any offensive way in me,
and lead me in the way everlasting.
Ps 139


When I survey the wondrous cross
On which the Prince of Glory died,
My richest gain I count but loss,
And pour contempt on all my pride.

Were the whole realm of nature mine,
That were a present far too small:
Love so amazing, so divine,
Demands my soul, my life, my all.
- - Isaac Watts

O God, You have taught me from my
youth; And to this day I declare
Your wondrous works. Now also when
I am old and gray headed, O God,
do not forsake me, Until I declare
Your strength to this generation,
Your power to everyone who is to come.
Ps 71

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#4768 From: Prof Howdy <dr_of_jocular@...>
Date: Mon Jun 4, 2012 1:52 pm
Subject: New Diet 		dr_of_jocular@...
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A UNC student was terribly overweight, 
so her doctor put her on a diet...


Click HERE For Her Diet!



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#4769 From: Prof Howdy <dr_of_jocular@...>
Date: Mon Jun 4, 2012 3:06 pm
Subject: One Froggy Evening 		dr_of_jocular@...
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Click HERE To Watch Funny Cartoon!




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Hey man,

Quit sending those stupid masked links w/ tiny URL.
There's no way I'm going to click on those!

--David

+

Dear David,

That is actually for our reader's protection but 
it leads to our award winning Humor Blog!

Best Wishes...

Prof Howdy

+

I don't really see what the protection is, but okay.  
Interesting site you've got.  

Take care,
David



When you reach 'T&H',
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+++

Letters From Readers:

Dear Dr. Howdy:

Your cartoons are a hoot! With lots of laughter and profundity:-)

Thank you for giving us time to giggle during our busy day in a crazy world...

May God Bless you!

+++

Dear Howdy, 

I can't believe anyone I know actually knows the illustrious Howdy.
Thanks for the thoughts and humors.


CC

+++

Hi Howdy,

I very much enjoy your website, which is certainly 
excellent and whose format is touching genus. 

Sincerely,
LaVay

+++

Dear Howdy, 

I must admit that I was really irritated when I first received your
newspaper. I have been having mucho problems receiving virus-laced
pornographic emails, which I cannot seem to get stopped. AOL has been 
no help whatsoever. I was just sure your publication was more of the same.
The versions I was initially receiving were hopelessly unreadable. I assumed
they were more of the overseas smut I was receiving.

There was nothing to open, nothing to download, nothing to make any sense.
There were just a bunch of seemingly unrelated words and numbers. AOL 
could tell me nothing about them, nor could Yahoo. I sent several emails trying
to get them stopped, but to no avail. I did receive one reply IN FRENCH which
said my request could not be understood. (You must have some creative
staffers or some wacky servers.) That confirmed my suspicions. I forwarded
each arrival to AOL spam and AOL virus email services.

Finally, a coupe of weeks ago one came actually written in English and
actually readable. Imagine my shock! Being a public school educator 
and a Christian, I found it quite interesting and refreshing and would 
hope to continue receiving your publication. I will gladly pass them on.

Now, how about sending one in html version with all the goodies combined. 
I would really like to see everything put together.

Good luck and may God bless you for your part in spreading His message.

barker

+++

Dear Howdy, 

I would not open all your email until a friend said it was 
OK. He sure was right. Thanks for humor and messages. 
Having a husband with Alzheimer's disease, I need all the 
daily humor and inspirational messages from the Lord 
that I can get. 

God bless you, 
M.G.D.

+++

Dear Howdy, 

I have not sense of humor, so PLEASE, 
do not send me your messages any more, 
it will be greatly appreciated

Thank you,
Igor

+++


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#4770 From: Prof Howdy <dr_of_jocular@...>
Date: Thu Jun 7, 2012 2:07 pm
Subject: The Girl & The Refrigerator 		dr_of_jocular@...
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#4772 From: Prof Howdy <dr_of_jocular@...>
Date: Fri Jun 8, 2012 1:28 pm
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--David

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I don't really see what the protection is, but okay.  
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Take care,
David



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I can't believe anyone I know actually knows the illustrious Howdy.
Thanks for the thoughts and humors.


CC

+++

Hi Howdy,

I very much enjoy your website, which is certainly 
excellent and whose format is touching genus. 

Sincerely,
LaVay

+++

Dear Howdy, 

I must admit that I was really irritated when I first received your
newspaper. I have been having mucho problems receiving virus-laced
pornographic emails, which I cannot seem to get stopped. AOL has been 
no help whatsoever. I was just sure your publication was more of the same.
The versions I was initially receiving were hopelessly unreadable. I assumed
they were more of the overseas smut I was receiving.

There was nothing to open, nothing to download, nothing to make any sense.
There were just a bunch of seemingly unrelated words and numbers. AOL 
could tell me nothing about them, nor could Yahoo. I sent several emails trying
to get them stopped, but to no avail. I did receive one reply IN FRENCH which
said my request could not be understood. (You must have some creative
staffers or some wacky servers.) That confirmed my suspicions. I forwarded
each arrival to AOL spam and AOL virus email services.

Finally, a coupe of weeks ago one came actually written in English and
actually readable. Imagine my shock! Being a public school educator 
and a Christian, I found it quite interesting and refreshing and would 
hope to continue receiving your publication. I will gladly pass them on.

Now, how about sending one in html version with all the goodies combined. 
I would really like to see everything put together.

Good luck and may God bless you for your part in spreading His message.

barker

+++

Dear Howdy, 

I would not open all your email until a friend said it was 
OK. He sure was right. Thanks for humor and messages. 
Having a husband with Alzheimer's disease, I need all the 
daily humor and inspirational messages from the Lord 
that I can get. 

God bless you, 
M.G.D.

+++

Dear Howdy, 

I have not sense of humor, so PLEASE, 
do not send me your messages any more, 
it will be greatly appreciated

Thank you,
Igor

+++


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#4774 From: Prof Howdy <dr_of_jocular@...>
Date: Mon Jun 11, 2012 2:17 pm
Subject: #1 UNC Grad 		dr_of_jocular@...
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A man is driving down a country road, when 
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#4775 From: Prof Howdy <dr_of_jocular@...>
Date: Mon Jun 11, 2012 2:49 pm
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There's no way I'm going to click on those!

--David

+

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Best Wishes...

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+

I don't really see what the protection is, but okay.  
Interesting site you've got.  

Take care,
David



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Your cartoons are a hoot! With lots of laughter and profundity:-)

Thank you for giving us time to giggle during our busy day in a crazy world...

May God Bless you!

+++

Dear Howdy, 

I can't believe anyone I know actually knows the illustrious Howdy.
Thanks for the thoughts and humors.


CC

+++

Hi Howdy,

I very much enjoy your website, which is certainly 
excellent and whose format is touching genus. 

Sincerely,
LaVay

+++

Dear Howdy, 

I must admit that I was really irritated when I first received your
newspaper. I have been having mucho problems receiving virus-laced
pornographic emails, which I cannot seem to get stopped. AOL has been 
no help whatsoever. I was just sure your publication was more of the same.
The versions I was initially receiving were hopelessly unreadable. I assumed
they were more of the overseas smut I was receiving.

There was nothing to open, nothing to download, nothing to make any sense.
There were just a bunch of seemingly unrelated words and numbers. AOL 
could tell me nothing about them, nor could Yahoo. I sent several emails trying
to get them stopped, but to no avail. I did receive one reply IN FRENCH which
said my request could not be understood. (You must have some creative
staffers or some wacky servers.) That confirmed my suspicions. I forwarded
each arrival to AOL spam and AOL virus email services.

Finally, a coupe of weeks ago one came actually written in English and
actually readable. Imagine my shock! Being a public school educator 
and a Christian, I found it quite interesting and refreshing and would 
hope to continue receiving your publication. I will gladly pass them on.

Now, how about sending one in html version with all the goodies combined. 
I would really like to see everything put together.

Good luck and may God bless you for your part in spreading His message.

barker

+++

Dear Howdy, 

I would not open all your email until a friend said it was 
OK. He sure was right. Thanks for humor and messages. 
Having a husband with Alzheimer's disease, I need all the 
daily humor and inspirational messages from the Lord 
that I can get. 

God bless you, 
M.G.D.

+++

Dear Howdy, 

I have not sense of humor, so PLEASE, 
do not send me your messages any more, 
it will be greatly appreciated

Thank you,
Igor

+++


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#4776 From: Prof Howdy <dr_of_jocular@...>
Date: Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:44 pm
Subject: UNC Mothball Purchase 		dr_of_jocular@...
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"Six packets of mothballs, please,"
said a UNC student to the clerk.

"But I sold you six packets yesterday."


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#4777 From: Prof Howdy <dr_of_jocular@...>
Date: Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:02 pm
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Quit sending those stupid masked links w/ tiny URL.
There's no way I'm going to click on those!

--David

+

Dear David,

That is actually for our reader's protection but 
it leads to our award winning Humor Blog!

Best Wishes...

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+

I don't really see what the protection is, but okay.  
Interesting site you've got.  

Take care,
David



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Your cartoons are a hoot! With lots of laughter and profundity:-)

Thank you for giving us time to giggle during our busy day in a crazy world...

May God Bless you!

+++

Dear Howdy, 

I can't believe anyone I know actually knows the illustrious Howdy.
Thanks for the thoughts and humors.


CC

+++

Hi Howdy,

I very much enjoy your website, which is certainly 
excellent and whose format is touching genus. 

Sincerely,
LaVay

+++

Dear Howdy, 

I must admit that I was really irritated when I first received your
newspaper. I have been having mucho problems receiving virus-laced
pornographic emails, which I cannot seem to get stopped. AOL has been 
no help whatsoever. I was just sure your publication was more of the same.
The versions I was initially receiving were hopelessly unreadable. I assumed
they were more of the overseas smut I was receiving.

There was nothing to open, nothing to download, nothing to make any sense.
There were just a bunch of seemingly unrelated words and numbers. AOL 
could tell me nothing about them, nor could Yahoo. I sent several emails trying
to get them stopped, but to no avail. I did receive one reply IN FRENCH which
said my request could not be understood. (You must have some creative
staffers or some wacky servers.) That confirmed my suspicions. I forwarded
each arrival to AOL spam and AOL virus email services.

Finally, a coupe of weeks ago one came actually written in English and
actually readable. Imagine my shock! Being a public school educator 
and a Christian, I found it quite interesting and refreshing and would 
hope to continue receiving your publication. I will gladly pass them on.

Now, how about sending one in html version with all the goodies combined. 
I would really like to see everything put together.

Good luck and may God bless you for your part in spreading His message.

barker

+++

Dear Howdy, 

I would not open all your email until a friend said it was 
OK. He sure was right. Thanks for humor and messages. 
Having a husband with Alzheimer's disease, I need all the 
daily humor and inspirational messages from the Lord 
that I can get. 

God bless you, 
M.G.D.

+++

Dear Howdy, 

I have not sense of humor, so PLEASE, 
do not send me your messages any more, 
it will be greatly appreciated

Thank you,
Igor

+++


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#4778 From: Prof Howdy <dr_of_jocular@...>
Date: Wed Jun 13, 2012 1:33 pm
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After much urging by his wife, a UNC 
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#4779 From: Prof Howdy <dr_of_jocular@...>
Date: Wed Jun 13, 2012 1:59 pm
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Quit sending those stupid masked links w/ tiny URL.
There's no way I'm going to click on those!

--David

+

Dear David,

That is actually for our reader's protection but 
it leads to our award winning Humor Blog!

Best Wishes...

Prof Howdy

+

I don't really see what the protection is, but okay.  
Interesting site you've got.  

Take care,
David



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Your cartoons are a hoot! With lots of laughter and profundity:-)

Thank you for giving us time to giggle during our busy day in a crazy world...

May God Bless you!

+++

Dear Howdy, 

I can't believe anyone I know actually knows the illustrious Howdy.
Thanks for the thoughts and humors.


CC

+++

Hi Howdy,

I very much enjoy your website, which is certainly 
excellent and whose format is touching genus. 

Sincerely,
LaVay

+++

Dear Howdy, 

I must admit that I was really irritated when I first received your
newspaper. I have been having mucho problems receiving virus-laced
pornographic emails, which I cannot seem to get stopped. AOL has been 
no help whatsoever. I was just sure your publication was more of the same.
The versions I was initially receiving were hopelessly unreadable. I assumed
they were more of the overseas smut I was receiving.

There was nothing to open, nothing to download, nothing to make any sense.
There were just a bunch of seemingly unrelated words and numbers. AOL 
could tell me nothing about them, nor could Yahoo. I sent several emails trying
to get them stopped, but to no avail. I did receive one reply IN FRENCH which
said my request could not be understood. (You must have some creative
staffers or some wacky servers.) That confirmed my suspicions. I forwarded
each arrival to AOL spam and AOL virus email services.

Finally, a coupe of weeks ago one came actually written in English and
actually readable. Imagine my shock! Being a public school educator 
and a Christian, I found it quite interesting and refreshing and would 
hope to continue receiving your publication. I will gladly pass them on.

Now, how about sending one in html version with all the goodies combined. 
I would really like to see everything put together.

Good luck and may God bless you for your part in spreading His message.

barker

+++

Dear Howdy, 

I would not open all your email until a friend said it was 
OK. He sure was right. Thanks for humor and messages. 
Having a husband with Alzheimer's disease, I need all the 
daily humor and inspirational messages from the Lord 
that I can get. 

God bless you, 
M.G.D.

+++

Dear Howdy, 

I have not sense of humor, so PLEASE, 
do not send me your messages any more, 
it will be greatly appreciated

Thank you,
Igor

+++


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#4780 From: Prof Howdy <dr_of_jocular@...>
Date: Thu Jun 14, 2012 3:16 pm
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Have you heard about the amazing new 
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#4781 From: Prof Howdy <dr_of_jocular@...>
Date: Thu Jun 14, 2012 3:55 pm
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There's no way I'm going to click on those!

--David

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That is actually for our reader's protection but 
it leads to our award winning Humor Blog!

Best Wishes...

Prof Howdy

+

I don't really see what the protection is, but okay.  
Interesting site you've got.  

Take care,
David



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I can't believe anyone I know actually knows the illustrious Howdy.
Thanks for the thoughts and humors.


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pornographic emails, which I cannot seem to get stopped. AOL has been 
no help whatsoever. I was just sure your publication was more of the same.
The versions I was initially receiving were hopelessly unreadable. I assumed
they were more of the overseas smut I was receiving.

There was nothing to open, nothing to download, nothing to make any sense.
There were just a bunch of seemingly unrelated words and numbers. AOL 
could tell me nothing about them, nor could Yahoo. I sent several emails trying
to get them stopped, but to no avail. I did receive one reply IN FRENCH which
said my request could not be understood. (You must have some creative
staffers or some wacky servers.) That confirmed my suspicions. I forwarded
each arrival to AOL spam and AOL virus email services.

Finally, a coupe of weeks ago one came actually written in English and
actually readable. Imagine my shock! Being a public school educator 
and a Christian, I found it quite interesting and refreshing and would 
hope to continue receiving your publication. I will gladly pass them on.

Now, how about sending one in html version with all the goodies combined. 
I would really like to see everything put together.

Good luck and may God bless you for your part in spreading His message.

barker

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OK. He sure was right. Thanks for humor and messages. 
Having a husband with Alzheimer's disease, I need all the 
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that I can get. 

God bless you, 
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I have not sense of humor, so PLEASE, 
do not send me your messages any more, 
it will be greatly appreciated

Thank you,
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I can't believe anyone I know actually knows the illustrious Howdy.
Thanks for the thoughts and humors.


CC

+++

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I very much enjoy your website, which is certainly 
excellent and whose format is touching genus. 

Sincerely,
LaVay

+++

Dear Howdy, 

I must admit that I was really irritated when I first received your
newspaper. I have been having mucho problems receiving virus-laced
pornographic emails, which I cannot seem to get stopped. AOL has been 
no help whatsoever. I was just sure your publication was more of the same.
The versions I was initially receiving were hopelessly unreadable. I assumed
they were more of the overseas smut I was receiving.

There was nothing to open, nothing to download, nothing to make any sense.
There were just a bunch of seemingly unrelated words and numbers. AOL 
could tell me nothing about them, nor could Yahoo. I sent several emails trying
to get them stopped, but to no avail. I did receive one reply IN FRENCH which
said my request could not be understood. (You must have some creative
staffers or some wacky servers.) That confirmed my suspicions. I forwarded
each arrival to AOL spam and AOL virus email services.

Finally, a coupe of weeks ago one came actually written in English and
actually readable. Imagine my shock! Being a public school educator 
and a Christian, I found it quite interesting and refreshing and would 
hope to continue receiving your publication. I will gladly pass them on.

Now, how about sending one in html version with all the goodies combined. 
I would really like to see everything put together.

Good luck and may God bless you for your part in spreading His message.

barker

+++

Dear Howdy, 

I would not open all your email until a friend said it was 
OK. He sure was right. Thanks for humor and messages. 
Having a husband with Alzheimer's disease, I need all the 
daily humor and inspirational messages from the Lord 
that I can get. 

God bless you, 
M.G.D.

+++

Dear Howdy, 

I have not sense of humor, so PLEASE, 
do not send me your messages any more, 
it will be greatly appreciated

Thank you,
Igor

+++


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#4784 From: Prof Howdy <dr_of_jocular@...>
Date: Mon Jun 18, 2012 1:35 pm
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I walked into a Starbucks on the UNC* campus with

a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a Grande Latte.
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On a recent flight, a UNC grad kept

peering out the window.

Since it was totally dark, all she could

see was the blinking wing-tip light.

Finally, she rang for the flight attendant.
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"Information? I need the number of the

Caseway Insurance Company."

"Would you spell that, please?"

"Certainly. C as in sea. A as in aye. S as in sea. E as

in eye. W as in why. A as in are. Y as in you."

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in there?" she asked. The rabbit replied:

"This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?", to which the

lady replied "Yes".

"Well," the rabbit said, "I'm westing".
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A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a UNC

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grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices

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the bucket in one hand and the broken stool in the other.
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UNC Cop Policeman

A young UNC* grad met her maiden aunt downtown for lunch

one afternoon and during the meal, the older woman asked her

niece to deposit a paycheck for her at the bank where the girl

worked. On her way back from work, the girl was accosted by

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#4786 From: Prof Howdy <dr_of_jocular@...>
Date: Tue Jun 19, 2012 1:58 pm
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Q: Two men are at a restroom, one is entering and the other is leaving. What are their nationalities?

A: Simple! The first is Russian and the second is Finnish.
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A UNC grad walks into the pro shop at the local

course and asks the golf pro if they sell ball markers.

The golf pro says they do, and they are $1.00.

The guy gives the golf pro a dollar...

The golf pro opens the register, puts the dollar

in and hands him a quarter.
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A guy was down on Fisherman's Wharf in San Francisco when

he saw a seafood restaurant and a sign on the Specials Board

which read, "Big Lobster Tales, $5 each."

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#4788 From: Prof Howdy <dr_of_jocular@...>
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Petishun

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We UNC grads at the ofise are tired of all the

dum stoopid jokes about us. We think this is

hairassment. It causes us grate stress and

makes our roots turn grey. We have hired a

loyer and he is talking to the loyers at Chappel

Hill.
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Two UNC* students were out for a therapeutic cycle ride one

day, when suddenly one stopped and let the air out of her tires.

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awhile, the conversation turned to what we did in the

service.
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2) What goes up,

What goes down,

What goes around,

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3) When asked how old she was, Suzie replied, "In two years

I will be twice as old as I was five years ago." How old is she?

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Date: Thu Jun 21, 2012 12:02 pm
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As migration approached, three elderly vultures doubted they

would be able to make the trip south, so they decided to go

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1) What is open when it is closed,

and closed when it is open?

2) What goes up,

What goes down,

What goes around,

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1) Can you decipher this famous saying?

That prudent avis which matutinally deserts the coziness

of its abode will ensnare a vermiculate creature.

2) What has one leg,

but not two.

Never gets fat,

has 15 teeth,

but doesn't chew.

All green and no blue,

bugs don't like them but I do.







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Funny Baby Dancing Video

Difference Between Men & Women!

Planes Low Over Hong Kong!

Funny Windshield Washer Video

The Interpreter

La Vie En Rose - Louis Armstrong, Mantovani, Dean Martin & 101 Strings Orchestra!

All My Love! - Percy Faith Orchestra In A Beautiful 15 Minute Music Video In High Definition!

Just Adagios My Love!


* Begin The Beguine By Johnny Mathis, Frank Sinatra & Vic Damone In High Definition!


Random Act of Culture

Bolero ♪♫ ♫

Chef Boy-Ar-Dee ¶



* The Shack

777 Take Off ¶

Long Ago And Far Away ♪♫ ♫

* The Music I Love! ♥...(-_-)...♥

***Humor, Riddles & Thought***

Funny Iraqi Terrorist Interview

Clumsy Best Man Ruins Wedding

History Of The Internet ¶

The Rubber Hand Illusion - Horizon: Is Seeing Believing?

The Donna Reed Show ¶

* Billy Graham 1957

I Left My Heart In San Francisco ♪♫ ♫

* One Rainy Night! ♪♫ ♫ (A Sequal To Inception)

River Dance ¶

Tenderly Till Two Love ♪♫ ♫

Night And Day ♪♫ ♫

* Heresies Contradicting Trinity

Funny Office Video

Automatic House Cleaner! Useful Dog Tricks

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trust in money and you may have it taken from you;
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Men and women live on the brink of mysteries and harmonies
into which they never enter and with their hand on the door latch
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