Greetings. Having a pretrernatural fondness for
things unusual, and a tenderness in my heart for all
things equine, it seemed only appropriate that I join
the gathering throng. I hope that a shaggy horned
beast like myself is not unwelcome in the midst of more
gracefull creatures such as yourselves. I assure you, that
I have my uses, and am not nearly the lumbering oaf
that some might prejudge me to be.