Anyone else going?
Regards,
Ed.
There have been many, many times when I may have disturbed you, troubled you, pestered you, irritated you, bugged you or got on your nerves with all the e-mails I send, So today I would like to inform you that... I PLAN TO CONTINUE.
This email and the information it contains is private and confidential and is intended for the addressees only, and is certainly not intended for those of a nervous or thin-skinned disposition. The unauthorised use, disclosure, copying or distribution of this e-mail or any of the information it contains is prohibited and may be unlawful, and contrary to human rights legislation pertaining to the right to privacy. Self-abuse whilst reading this message is also not recommended.
More likely, this e-mail is of absolutely no earthly interest to you and the fact that you have received it is merely an irritation. If this is the case I would be grateful if you could notify me immediately so that I can re-send it to the correct address. My apologies and thank you.
More likely, this e-mail is of absolutely no earthly interest to you and the fact that you have received it is merely an irritation. If this is the case I would be grateful if you could notify me immediately so that I can re-send it to the correct address. My apologies and thank you.
On the other hand, if it is your job to snoop on the private goings on of an innocent public, it gives me great pleasure to waste your time with a few key words for your outrageous and totally unjustified snooping software: Sex Drugs Hard-core Paedophile Under-age Osama Bin Laden Saddam Hussein Iran Israel Palestine Suicide Kill Bomb Al-Qaeda Iraq War Bush Terrorist Obama President Blair Brown Cuba.
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