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........ and not the striped buzzy thing!!!!! ........ and hello new Hammy hope you're enjoying doing a chop ....not chopper job .... on yer Kettle!!!!!! So...
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A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there 20he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by,...
As some of you know, i`m involved with road safety training in all aspects and last week I attended an AA meeting. To my horror, each person present stood up...
The Bathtub Test During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the "Director how do You determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized."'Well,'...
Tired of being broke & stuck in an unhappy marriage, a husbanddecided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on hiswife with himself as...
Thanks mark, but dont tell anyone i've had one for 31 years!!! lol built a bitsa 2years ago that when i noticed A's were different, must have been asleep for...
HI all keith the headlamp fork ears are not the same as A'S etc... the hole where the indicators fit are square!! that is if your fitting B indicators, A's are...
Swearing at Work It has been brought to the committee's attention that some individuals throughout the club have been using foul language during the course...
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the...
hi, im pete, otherwise known as hammy....and ive just recently joined the kettle club, and im from solihull, west mids...... im currently building a GT/Bandit...
Ahh, hammy, this is hammie lol, whats the chances of that?, welcome to the club, and also to the modify and bastardise to make specials division, good man, you...
An Arabic family was considering putting their grandfather Abdullah in a nursing home. All the Arabic facilities were completely full so they had to put him...
Old couple in Burger King The husband ordered one plain hamburger, one french fries and one drink. Then he unwrapped the hamburger and carefully cut it in...
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: 'Dear Lord: I go to...
The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday. The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British government's 'Work for...
I was walking past a mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting, '13.13.13' The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap...
Lady rings her local hospital and this conversation follows: 'Hello I'd like some information on a patient, Mrs Tiptree. She was admitted last week with chest...
It happens to all of us... I was driving into work this morning when this dick in a van pulled out in front of me........ No virus found in this incoming...
Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven.At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, 'Sisters, you allled such exemplary lives that the Lord is...
I THINK WE ALL HAVE SPOKEN TO HIM.Mustapha was trying to get a job in India. The Personnel Manager said, 'You`ve passed all the tests except one. Unless you...
The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you...
Four blokes were playing their weekly game of golf...........One remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an...
Brother kettler`s; I have just received a phone call from Martin Crooks who tell`s me Dave Dupont has ordered up a part for a SCOOTER urrrgh!! Martin also said...
Had another look 2nite and it turns out that the "brown blob" is actually a rust spot LOL...... sorry if this disappoints some, but then again, we are always...
Bought a '99 AP50 twist and go scooter moped for my son, been stood for a while. Spent a while sorting it, getting it running, good service, new back tyre,...
