xmas 2003 morecambe wise but no webb

is it just me but can anyone remember the episode when JANET wore top
hat tails and what amounted to a leotard or was i dreaming

I have to say that she shaped my life and I thank her for it i have
had such wonderful times with Ladies of her build

I've uploaded another clip, this time from a Two Ronnies episode in
which Janet played a farmer's wife. Apologies for the poor quality,
but it's better than nothing!

Ian

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iantheartist

I've recently purchased my first digital camera (Canon A40) and I
used its video-clip function. That is, I simply held the camera in
front of the TV screen! Hence the banding an flickering. I also had
to use it in low-resolution mode to be able to fit in approx. 30
seconds, otherwise the picture quality could have been a bit better
for a very short (10 seconds) clip.

I also have footage on VHS of Janet in the Two Ronnies Show, so I'll
see about getting a clip of that too.

Ian

--- In janetwebb@..., "assbitefromhell
<injunfighter@s...>" <injunfighter@s...> wrote:
> Well done IantheArtist! How did you make that clip? I have several
> similar clips of Janet on VHS but have no idea how to even go about
> getting them on to a computer. Any help would be appreciated and
> maybe I could post a few. BTW, nice to see our little group has now
> increased  to forty; pity we dont seem to have much to say to each
> other........

Well done IantheArtist! How did you make that clip? I have several
similar clips of Janet on VHS but have no idea how to even go about
getting them on to a computer. Any help would be appreciated and
maybe I could post a few. BTW, nice to see our little group has now
increased  to forty; pity we dont seem to have much to say to each
other........

I have just uploaded an AVI clip from one of the M & W shows. The
picture quality is very poor (although you can hear her voice nice
and clearly), so I've also added 3 stills from the same show, to the
photos section (album name is "Blue Suit").

Regards to all :)

Ian

I have been lucky enough to procure a copy of the Frankie Howerd
series "Whoops Baghdad". There is one episode in which Janet appears
as a slave for sale. Her character name was Gigantima and she is
described as Miss Greater London! There are two or three scenes in
which she appears and she looks excellent. Watch out for it in case
it gets repeated on UK Gold or somewhere. The actual episode is
called "A Cargo of Crumpet".

Good idea! But it would be easier to find with the full URL.


--- In janetwebb@y..., "bigbeardguy" <flasnill@h...> wrote:
> Hope you don't mind this one-off promotion.
>
> I have started a group for users in the UK to suggest good places
to
> see big-breasted women.
> For example if you know of a shop, pub etc where big-breasted
woman
> works let us know.
>
> The group is breastsaroundtown

--- In janetwebb@y..., "fullcircle99" <a7322@d...> wrote:
> what happened to Janet post-Morecombe and Wise?  When did she die?
The answer, I feel quite sure, is that she died in 1983. I have seen
it documented as 1989, but that is not so. Strangely enough, I have
seen her year of birth given as 1937, which is also incorrect, as I
am certain that the gravestone would be correct and quite clearly
states 1930. I would think she was ill for some time prior to her
demise and my guess is that the last appearance was probably the 1979
Xmas show.

what happened to Janet post-Morecombe and Wise?  When did she die?

Have found a clip from a 1979 ATV Xmas Morecambe and Wise show. It is
now available in the files section here, you need Real Player to view
it. The size renders it a poor clip in terms of quality I am afraid,
but it shows Janet coming down and doing her thing. Again, in the
absence of anything better, I felt it was worth uploading it.
Hopefully, in the light of some previous experience of Yahoo, it will
work.

Hope you don't mind this one-off promotion.

I have started a group for users in the UK to suggest good places to
see big-breasted women.
For example if you know of a shop, pub etc where big-breasted woman
works let us know.

The group is breastsaroundtown

--- In janetwebb@y..., "bigbeardguy" <flasnill@h...> wrote:
> Great to know there's others out there.
>
> I have a book about Morecambe & Wise which states her bust size as
48"

To quote from Graham McCann's M&W book:"...and Janet Webb, the well-
spoken woman with the generous (49-inch, in fact) embonpoint who
would brush Eric and Ernie unceremoniously aside at the end of each
show..."
Another interesting thing I learnt from that book is that Janet
actually appeared with Eric and Ernie way back in 1964 in their ATV
days. Some of those shows were shown earlier this year on BBC2 but I
didnt watch them because I didnt know she was in some of them! Janet
appeared in approx 30 M&W shows, including Xmas specials between 1969
and 1972.
Another one to watch out for, if it is ever repeated, is an episode
of "Whoops Baghdad" with Frankie Howerd which was called "A Cargo of
Crumpet". Janet had quite a big (sic.) part in that.

NB Oxford English Dictionary definition of embonpoint: plumpness.

Great to know there's others out there.

I have a book about Morecambe & Wise which states her bust size as 48"

--- In janetwebb@y..., hbttg thbygtx <stev84@y...> wrote:
> i want a bbw to squash me who is in the lowell ma area
>
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this is not the place for comments like this although i do share your
desire  there are other places for us to indulge in these thoughts so
please can we try and keep this place for janet

i had a collection of articles about janet but unfortunately they
have been lost one of the articles included her measurements which i
copied onto the back of a picture i have of her fortunately i still
have it the picture is not in very good condition having been
unfolded so often but the measurements are still visable so

height   5ft 6in
bust      50
waist     34
hips      45

weight 14stone 4lbs   for our us friends   14lbs = 1 stone

the picture is a black and white one she wearing her usual form
fitting shiny top and waist and hip but then the skirt part is floor
length pleated

another picture i remember was an advert for shelving or fixings and
she was sat on a shelf

Indeed, now we are ten! Hopefully more will join the congregation
shortly. I can recall a number of newspaper articles featuring Janet
during the early and mid-seventies; one that sticks in my mind was
during the hot pants fad, and Janet had donned a pair of very tight
pants - she had lovely thighs. Another article related to her getting
mugged whilst on holiday in the West Indies. But the best one of all
was a story about how she used to have her bras imported from the US,
and one package had been impounded by Customs because they were
suspicious of the description "frontal support"! She was often
described as "fat", but I feel that was not a particularly apt
adjective-certainly a bit overweight but amply proportioned would be
more fitting I feel. Anyone care to hazard a guess as to measurements?

we are getting bigger hopefully one day well be on line together to
talk of janet the embodiment of womanhood the woman who helped shape
my addolescence in the meantime does anyone else know any details

my favourite episode of morcambe and wise was the one in which janet
did a dance routine in leotard and top hat and tails

added to the in memoriam album. Found them on a Thames TV website.
Unfortunately very small and lo-res, but on the basis that anything
is better than nothing, I have posted them anyway. I shall keep
looking for something more appetising........

--- In janetwebb@y..., thegirdler <no_reply@y...> wrote:
> we are begining to grow welcome to all members and thanks a million
> for the photos and drawings .Please tell where the plaque is so
that
> i can visit and pay my respects
The lovely janet is buried in Saint Pauls Church, Covent Garden,
London. You may be interested to know that the lucky man who was
married to our goddess was a guy called Charles Vorzanger, he was a
classical violinist. If I recall, they met on a golf course!

we are begining to grow welcome to all members and thanks a million
for the photos and drawings .Please tell where the plaque is so that
i can visit and pay my respects

we are begining to grow welcome to all members and thanks a million
for the photos and drawings .Please tell where the plaque is so that
i can visit and pay my respects

I was so pleased when I found this club, and although there is very
little activity, its good to know there are at least a couple of
other Janet fanatics out there. the amply-proportioned Ms. Webb has
had a strange hold over me ever since I first saw her in M&W in the
late sixties. I remember watching avidly for her appearances through
several series, heart racing in anticipation. She also appeared in a
few Two Ronnies sketches, and once on Tommy Cooper (being sawn in
half)and had film credits for A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To
The Forum and The Amorous Milkman. There seems to be precious little
available anywhere on her now, but the repeats of M&W are good. I
have about a dozen video clips of her M&W appearances but I have no
idea how to convert them to mpegs or get vid caps from, otherwise I'd
love to post something here.

i am delighted that i have at last been joined by others who remember
and appreciate the gorgeous janet ive tried but failed to find out
more details about her i too became transfixed by the last 5 minutes
of the show my most memorable memry   is of her in a top hat and
leotard but none of the  repeats have shown this one somewhere i have
her vital statistics .the pictures are wonderful and i do so agree
with the inclusion of fern and hattie

I'm glad you like my artistic effort! I have followed your suggestion and posted
the portrait in the club.<br><br>Ian

That's a pretty good likeness. Given the absence of any pics, why dont you post
it here in the photos section? Alternatively, you have any objection if I do?

I have just completed a portrait of Janet for my online BBW art gallery. You can
find it at:<br><br><a href=http://www.ianardo.com/hall3/webb.html
target=new>http://www.ianardo.com/hall3/webb.html</a><br><br>Ian

I just found this club by accident. I remember
with a great deal of fondness the lovely lady, and
still watch out for repeats on TV, etc. I got kinda
obsessed with Janet as a young man and I guess its never
gone away. Pity so few members and no posts here.
Anyone got any photos?

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