I wish I was a Mexican bandit<br>I’d chew tobacco
and spit<br>Yes, I wish I was a Mexican
bandit<br>‘Cos I’d chew tobacco and I’d spit<br><br>I’d eat lots
of tacos<br>And wear a bright orange pancho<br>I
wish I was a Mexican bandit<br>I’d eat you tortilla
chips<br><br>I like to drink tequila<br>And hey man, how’s your
seesta?<br>I’d like to wear a really big hat<br>But I wish I
didn’t have to be so fat<br><br>Hey amigo, look at
me<br>I’m a bandit, can’t you see?<br>Hey gringo, who are
you?<br>I’m a bandit, I’m gonna shoot you<br><br>I'd like to
sit down in the desert<br>On my big fat Mexican
bum<br>I'd have lots of sineroitas<br>and spit at gringos
just for fun<br><br>I wish I had a long
moustache<br>Greasy hair and bad breath<br>I wish I had a Mexican
accent<br>But instead I come from Gwent