Some funny newspaper stories from today's tabloids .... and the first
one is only funny because I thought it read 3m Brits love rats ie:
they like the rodents.

3m BRITS
LOVE RATS
More than 3.4million Brits are cheating on their partners - that is
seven per cent of adults with partners are seeing someone else, a
survey reveals.

GIVE DOG
A BONER
Poorly pooch Talisker has been saved from certain death - by Viagra.
The border collie was given the sex pill to improve blood flow to the
heart after he got a lung infection in Hasting, Northants.

SPLIT SHIFTS
Twelve divorced women have been sacked for "distracting" married male
workers at a factory in Gongzhuling, China.

and still in China ..

KIPPER RIPPER
A Chinese hubby says he cannot remember trying to kill his wife 12
times while sleepwalking.

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