Some funny newspaper stories from today's tabloids ....


BLUNDER AT WILLIES
Woolworths has been rapped for displaying a birthday card to children
which portrays a man whacking his manhood with a hammer. It depicts
him acting out the word 'Bangkok' in a game of charades but was picked
up by a three-year-old girl in a store in Southampton.

I'M DEAD BUSY
A civil servant was left lying dead at her desk after two days because
none of her colleagues noticed in Botosani, Romania.

FIRE FIGHTER
Cop Tom Redmond tailed an arson suspect - and nicked him siphoning
petrol from his unmarked petrol car in Lambertville, Michigan.

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