Sports stars talking rubbish ...

Graeme Souness: Le Tissier was a super striker of the ball but he
never played for a big club. If he had we'd be talking about him as a
super striker of the ball.

Talking of the devil ...

Matt Le Tissier: Arsenal have been written off so often you can't
write them off.

Paul Walsh: "One thing Robbie Keane will give you - workrate, guile,
skill and effort."

Jeff Stelling: "Spurs Portsmouth. Anyone gone close, Chris?" Chris
Kamara: "No. But there have been a few near misses."

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