Some funny newspaper stories from today's tabloids ....

NO HARD FEELINGS
Husband Stanislaw Czerniakowska, 64, has forgiven his wife Jadwiga for
drugging him with a home-made impotency potion to stop him having an
affair with a 29-year-old woman in Lodz, Poland. She was jailed for
two months.

HOOK HER, MUM
A gran of 87 used her crutch to beat up a hooker who failed to satisfy
her 54-year-old son in Cologne, Germany.

PHANTOM MENACE
Star Wars fan Barney Jones, 36, was attacked during a TV interview in
Holyhead, Wales - by a drunk dressed as Darth Vader.

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