Away from the April Fool spoofs, here are some funny newspaper stories
from today's tabloids ....

ARRESTING SIGHT
Clumsy cops in Romania are being given ballet lessons - to improve
their co-ordination while directing traffic.

OLD EGG TIMER
Britain's oldest woman Florrie Baldwin had her usual fried egg sarnie
for breakfast in Leeds yesterday - her 112th birthday.

UNFRIENDLY FIRE
Neighbour of the Year winner Anne Glover, of Leicester, had her car
torched just hours after speaking out against local arsonists.


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