Some funny newspaper stories from today's tabloids ...

LAID OFF
Staff at Deutsche Bank have been told they can't charge brothel visits
and hotel adult TV on expenses because of the credit crunch.

BEAKING NEWS
A duck marched her 14 ducklings along a street and into a newsagent's
in Bridgewater, Somerset.

CHILD PROF-DIGY
Blonde Alia Sabur is the world's youngest professor, in cell science,
at a university in Seoul, South Korea - aged 18.

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