Scooped! has teamed up with The News of the World - to produce special
edition spoof front pages for its army of readers.
Britain's No1 company for personalised newspaper and magazine gifts is
now working with Britain's best-selling Sunday newspaper to give YOU
the chance to appear on the front page of a spoof News of the World.
In Sunday's Scottish News of the World we gave readers the chance to
win one of three different spoof newspaper styles — a birthday,
wedding or work leaving front page — with ten lucky winners each
receiving a framed spoof News of the World front page.
Now, for a limited period, readers can buy a special edition News of
the World birthday, wedding or work leaving front page from just £25
by visiting http://www.makingthenews.co.uk/scottishnotw
This is just the latest breakthrough for Scooped! — earlier this year
we teamed up with The Sun to produce spoof newspapers for their
readers and you can still buy a spoof Sun birthday, wedding or
Father's Day front page by going to
http://www.makingthenews.co.uk/thescottishsun or
http://www.makingthenews.co.uk/theirishsun
The Sun and the News of the World have never before allowed an outside
company to use their famous mastheads but Scooped! is no ordinary company.
Our loyal customers already know that, for the first time, they can
buy a personalised newspaper or magazine front page gift that has been
written and designed by real journalists with real experience of
working in national newspapers.
While Scooped! has previously only used fictional mastheads - The
Scoop, The Daily Scoop, SCOOP! - we have now ensured that, for the
first time ever, News of the World readers can appear on the front
page of their favourite paper.
Scooped! director James McIvor - a former Sun chief sub-editor - said:
"It is fantastic that our company has been asked to write and design
spoof front pages for the country's best-selling Sunday newspaper.
"No other Sunday newspaper has ever given their readers the
opportunity to star on their front page so I am confident that the
concept will be well received by readers.
"We are giving away 10 framed front pages this time but readers can
also buy their very own birthday, wedding or work leaving front page
by visting www.makingthenews.co.uk/scottishnotw
"Already there has been huge interest and I expect that to continue
over the coming weeks.
"Scooped! has been going from strength to strength over the last
couple of months this is another huge breakthrough for us."
For further information contact James McIvor on ..
(t) 0141 639 9918
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Scooped! has teamed up with The Sun - to produce special edition spoof
front pages for its army of readers.
Britain's No1 company for personalised newspapers and magazines is now
working with Britain's best-selling newspaper to give YOU the chance
to appear on the front page of a spoof Sun front page.
In Saturday's Scottish Sun we invited readers to tell us, ahead of
Father's Day, why their dad is The Best Dad in Scotland - with ten
winners each receiving a framed spoof Scottish Sun front page.
Now, for a limited period, readers can buy a special edition Sun
birthday, wedding or Father's Day front page from just £25 by visiting
www.makingthenews.co.uk/thescottishsun
The Sun has never before allowed an outside company to use its famous
masthead but Scooped! is no ordinary company.
Our loyal customers already know that, for the first time, they can
buy a personalised newspaper or magazine front page gift that has been
written and designed by real journalists with real experience of
working in national newspapers.
While Scooped! has previously only used fictional mastheads - The
Scoop, The Daily Scoop, SCOOP! - we have now ensured that, for the
first time ever, Sun readers can appear on the front page of their
favourite paper.
Scooped! director James McIvor - a former Sun chief sub-editor - said:
"It is fantastic that our company has been asked to write and design
spoof front pages for the country's best-selling newspaper.
"To the best of my knowledge no other national paper has given their
readers the opportunity to star on their front page so I am confident
that the concept will be well received by readers.
"We are giving away 10 framed Father's Day front pages this time but
readers can also buy their very own Father's Day, birthday or wedding
front page by visting www.makingthenews.co.uk/thescottishsun
"Already there has been huge interest and I expect that to continue
over the coming weeks.
"Scooped! has been going from strength to strength over the last
couple of months and this is another huge breakthrough for us."
For further information contact James McIvor on ..
(t) 0141 639 9918
(m) 07803 017 027
(e) scooped@...
(w) www.makingthenews.co.uk
Scooped! has teamed up with The Sun - to produce special edition spoof
front pages for their army of readers.
Europe's No1 company for personalised newspapers and magazines is now
working with Ireland's best-selling newspaper to give YOU the chance
to appear on the front page of a spoof Sun front page.
In today's Irish Sun we invited readers to tell us, ahead of Father's
Day, why their dad is The Best Dad in Ireland - with ten winners
receiving a framed spoof Irish Sun front page.
For those who are unsuccessful, they can still buy a Sun front page
from just £25 by visiting www.makingthenews.co.uk/theirishsun
The Sun has never before allowed an outside company to use their brand
but Scooped! is no ordinary company.
All our personalised newspaper and magazine front page gifts are
written and designed by real journalists.
As Sun readers now know it is always better to stick with the experts!
Scooped! has teamed up with The Sun - to produce special edition spoof
front pages for their army of readers.
Britain's No1 company for personalised newspapers and magazines is now
working with Britain's best-selling newspaper to give YOU the chance
to appear on the front page of a spoof Sun front page.
In Saturday's Scottish Sun we invited readers to tell us, ahead of
Father's Day, why their dad is The Best Dad in Scotland - with ten
winners receiving a framed spoof Scottish Sun front page.
For those who are unsuccessful, they can still buy a Sun front page
from just £25 by visiting www.makingthenews.co.uk/thescottishsun
The Sun has never before allowed an outside company to use their brand
but Scooped! is no ordinary company.
All our personalised newspaper and magazine front page gifts are
written and designed by real journalists.
As Sun readers now know it is always better to stick with the experts!
Some funny newspaper stories from today's tabloids ...
LAID OFF
Staff at Deutsche Bank have been told they can't charge brothel visits
and hotel adult TV on expenses because of the credit crunch.
BEAKING NEWS
A duck marched her 14 ducklings along a street and into a newsagent's
in Bridgewater, Somerset.
CHILD PROF-DIGY
Blonde Alia Sabur is the world's youngest professor, in cell science,
at a university in Seoul, South Korea - aged 18.
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My football gift to you .... all the transfer rumours from today's paper.
Japanese club Yokohama Marinos are in Glasgow for talks with Celtic
midfielder Shunsuke Nakamura. (Daily Record)
Manager Sven-Goran Eriksson could have a mouthwatering attacking
line-up next season as City believe they can successfully re-enter the
race to sign Ronaldinho after a breakdown in negotiations between
Barcelona and AC Milan. (Daily Telegraph)
Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger fears the Gunners could lose Alexander Hleb
after the midfielder - who can buy out his contract for a knockdown
fee - had a secret meeting with Inter Milan. (Daily Mirror)
Emmanuel Adebayor could also be on his way to Italy after the Arsenal
striker was linked with AC Milan and Juventus. "Milan have looked at
him and so have Juventus," said the player's agent Vincenzo Morabito.
(The Independent)
Tottenham are set to make a £3m offer for Getafe defender Daniel Diaz,
29. (Daily Mirror)
Spurs boss Juande Ramos is eager to boost his defensive options and is
ready to end Tal Ben Haim's Chelsea nightmare. The 26-year-old has
made only 17 starts for the Blues since his summer move from Bolton.
(Daily Mail)
Manchester City are preparing to smash their transfer record on CSKA
Moscow's Brazilian forward Jo, 21, in a move that could cost close to
£20m. (The Guardian and Daily Mirror)
Manager Rafael Benitez wants Newcastle's Steve Harper to battle with
Pepe Reina for the number one goalkeeping spot at Liverpool. The
32-year-old could cost as little as £500,000. (The Sun)
Portsmouth boss Harry Redknapp is ready to offer Fulham £5m for Jimmy
Bullard if the Londoners are relegated. (The Sun)
Derby could sign Everton midfielder Lee Carsley as manager Paul Jewell
prepares for the Championship. (The Independent)
Bayern Munich, Juventus and Fiorentina are interested in goalkeeper
Mark Schwarzer, who is set to leave Middlesbrough in the summer. (The Sun)
West Brom are lining up a £500,000 move for Dundee midfielder Kevin
McDonald (Daily Mail)
St Johnstone will hold talks with Jody Morris to secure the former
Chelsea midfielder on a long-term contract. (Daily Record)
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Tonight I'm on Liverpool (6/5) Wolves (5/6) Swindon (11/5) and
Hereford (4/9)
A fiver 4-fold pays 95 bucks.
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THE Clydesdale Bank Premier League season will be extended by four
days to May 22 if Rangers reach the UEFA Cup final.
The Scottish Premier League have revealed two provisional fixture
lists, one which will be implemented if Rangers beat Fiorentina in
their European semi-final, and the other for if they are beaten by the
Italians.
Both fixture lists include a run of two SPL games in three days for
Rangers, who would have to play the Scottish Cup final two days after
their final league game if their European run continues.
If they miss out on the UEFA Cup final, which takes place on May 14 in
Manchester, Rangers must play St Mirren on May 13 and May 15.
That would allow the season to end on schedule, on May 18.
However should Rangers overcome Fiorentina those dates would become
unsuitable.
Walter Smith's side would instead face Motherwell on May 17, rather
than travel to Aberdeen the following day, which was due to be their
final game of the campaign according to the original fixture list.
They would then play St Mirren on Tuesday, May 20, and face Aberdeen
on Thursday, May 22 - two days before their Scottish Cup final date
with Queen of the South.
The other matches involving top-six sides - Dundee United v Celtic and
Hibernian v Motherwell - would also be played on May 22 to ensure the
season finishes for each club at the same time.
Because Fir Park would be required on May 17 if Rangers reach the
Manchester final, Gretna's final match would have to be moved and a
date of May 8 has been pencilled in by SPL chiefs.
Rangers' outstanding games against St Mirren and Motherwell presented
the SPL with their problem.
SPL secretary Iain Blair said: "It is well documented that this has
been an exceptionally challenging season in terms of fixturing.
"The combination of a number of diverse circumstances has produced
unparalleled scheduling problems.
"The publication of these two models now gives our clubs, their fans
and our broadcasting and other partners early notice of when these
games might be played.
"Our aim throughout has been to protect the integrity of our
competition, balance the interests of our member clubs and have regard
to player welfare and fixturing precedent. The models we have prepared
seek to discharge this aim.
"Both models reflect the fixturing complications the SPL has faced
this season.
"The first model will be adopted if Rangers FC fail to beat Fiorentina
in the UEFA Cup semi-finals.
"The second model exceptionally provides a modest extension to the
season to enable Rangers to represent the SPL and all of Scottish
football in the UEFA Cup final.
"It reflects the fact that the outstanding fixtures cannot reasonably
be played in the available time and will involve some disruption for a
number of our clubs.
"This model will involve moving the last round of top-six games to
Thursday May 22.
"It is clear that future requests for changes to our scheduled fixture
list will have to be compelling before approval is given."
Games have been postponed for varying reasons this season, with four
put back to later dates following the death of Motherwell captain Phil
O'Donnell in December.
Eight have been postponed due to waterlogged pitches; the two games
involving Rangers and Celtic ahead of Scotland's crucial Euro 2008
qualifier against Italy were called off after a Scottish FA request;
and Rangers succeeded in a request to have their SPL game against
Gretna postponed in December to afford them extra preparation time for
their Champions League game against Lyon.
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Journalists love nothing more than a good "knobbly monster" - a
desperate attempt not to use the same word again . . . when there is
only one.
Named after Paul Hudson, who was writing about alligators when, having
used up "reptiles", he resorted to "the knobbly monsters".
Here are some classic funny newspaper knobbly monsters ...
Squirrels: The bushy-tailed little nut-eaters
Goat: The elderly, cloven-hooved nanny
Pretzel: The brittle or chewy glazed, usually salted, slender bread
often shaped like a loose knot
Tomato ketchup: The runny red favourite
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Here are some funny newspaper headlines that somehow made it to print ...
Child's death ruins couple's holiday
Never withhold herpes from loved one
Another Windy Day in Store
Fire at the Fhu-King restaurant
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This story, featured in the current edition of the Cumbernauld News,
is my favourite of the year so far.
It makes me laugh every time.
If you have recently lost a brown/black longhair cat with a red
collar, Cumbernauld woman, Elizabeth Nikplavovic, contacted the News
to say she had found one and wanted to put the owner's mind at rest.
Unfortunately, the cat had been hit by a car before Elizabeth found it
lying beside the Seafar ring road and it had to be put down. Elizabeth
is happy to speak to the cat's owner.
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In case you hadn't noticed it is April Fool's Day today and it is a
newspaper tradition to throw a spoof story into their news section to
mark the occasion.
The one that caught my eye today was The Scottish Sun's report that
Glasgow Airport was to be re-named John Smeaton International after
'terror hero' Smeato.
I'm sick of the site of Smeato and the sooner he gets back to losing
holidaymakers' bags the better but this story is brilliant, especially
the line .. 'It's believed (BAA chiefs) took inspiration from New
York's JFK Airport - named after the legendary US President - and John
Lennon Airport in Liverpoo which honours the former Beatle.'
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Away from the April Fool spoofs, here are some funny newspaper stories
from today's tabloids ....
ARRESTING SIGHT
Clumsy cops in Romania are being given ballet lessons - to improve
their co-ordination while directing traffic.
OLD EGG TIMER
Britain's oldest woman Florrie Baldwin had her usual fried egg sarnie
for breakfast in Leeds yesterday - her 112th birthday.
UNFRIENDLY FIRE
Neighbour of the Year winner Anne Glover, of Leicester, had her car
torched just hours after speaking out against local arsonists.
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Some funny newspaper stories from today's tabloids ....
NO HARD FEELINGS
Husband Stanislaw Czerniakowska, 64, has forgiven his wife Jadwiga for
drugging him with a home-made impotency potion to stop him having an
affair with a 29-year-old woman in Lodz, Poland. She was jailed for
two months.
HOOK HER, MUM
A gran of 87 used her crutch to beat up a hooker who failed to satisfy
her 54-year-old son in Cologne, Germany.
PHANTOM MENACE
Star Wars fan Barney Jones, 36, was attacked during a TV interview in
Holyhead, Wales - by a drunk dressed as Darth Vader.
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My football gift to you .... all the transfer talk, rumours and gossip
from today's newspapers!
Tottenham manager Juande Ramos is interested in signing Barcelona's
Brazilian striker Ronaldinho, who could cost as little as £12m. (Various)
Chelsea will bid £12m for Croatia playmaker Luka Modric. (Daily Star)
Newcastle are interested in Atletico Madrid's former Arsenal winger
Jose Antonio Reyes. (Various)
Liverpool midfielder Xabi Alonso insists he will not be leaving the
club this summer, despite being linked with Spanish giants Real
Madrid. (The Times)
Blackburn manager Mark Hughes has moved to warn off clubs who may want
to enquire about David Bentley, saying the midfielder is not for sale.
(Various)
Real Madrid are preparing a £3.6m summer move for Hibernian's
21-year-old striker Steven Fletcher. (Scottish Sun)
Defender John Pantsil will quit West Ham this summer. (The Sun)
Fulham will release David Healy in the summer, with Ipswich the
striker's likely destination. (The Times)
Manchester United defender Jonny Evans has indicated he would consider
making his loan move to Sunderland a permanent transfer. (Various)
Manchester City expect to lose one of their goalkeepers this summer,
with Andreas Isaksson or Kasper Schmeichel set to leave. (The Times)
Middlesbrough's England Under-21 winger Adam Johnson has hinted he may
leave the club in order to play regular first-team football. (Daily
Express)
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You can't a freebie with your morning paper and The Sun's the one
today with a free kit-kat sense. Think it's time I had a break ....
PS: While trying to find a pic of kit-kat sense I stumbled across a
Kit-Kat Pineapple? Anyone had one before?
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Sports stars talking rubbish ...
Graeme Souness: Le Tissier was a super striker of the ball but he
never played for a big club. If he had we'd be talking about him as a
super striker of the ball.
Talking of the devil ...
Matt Le Tissier: Arsenal have been written off so often you can't
write them off.
Paul Walsh: "One thing Robbie Keane will give you - workrate, guile,
skill and effort."
Jeff Stelling: "Spurs Portsmouth. Anyone gone close, Chris?" Chris
Kamara: "No. But there have been a few near misses."
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My losing streak continues - I had tipped Celtic, Man U and Chelsea
yesterday but was convinced by a mate that Liverpool would
'definitely' get something at Old Trafford so foolishly went for a draw.
Doh!
There's a full Easter Monday card in League One and Two and I'm going
for £1 four-folds and a five-fold on MK Dons, Hereford, Barnet,
Peterboro and Carlisle.
All up for £82.
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My football gift to you .... all the transfer talk, rumours and gossip
from today's newspapers!
Bolton striker El-Hadji Djouff has been criticised by his team-mates
and told to start performing. (Various)
Liverpool midfielder Javier Mascherano faces an FA disciplinary after
being sent off for dissent against Manchester United. He could be
banned for five games. (Various)
Tottenham are closing in on Sevilla striker Luis Fabiano, who is the
top scorer in Spain. (Daily Mirror)
However, Manchester City, Manchester United, Roma and Real Madrid are
also keen on the Brazilian. (Daily Mail)
But Spurs striker Darren Bent has hinted he may to leave the club this
summer if he cannot forced his way into the starting line-up. (Various)
Newcastle boss Kevin Keegan has pleaded with the club to offer Michael
Owen a new deal immediately. (Various)
Tottenham defender Pascal Chimbonda remains hopeful of agreeing a new
deal - but has also refused to rule out a move to Newcastle. (Daily Mail)
Birmingham have been told on-loan Al Sadd striker Mauro Zarate will
cost £20m to sign permanently. ( Daily Mirror)
Cardiff and Leeds are bidding to hijack Swansea's move for Stockport
skipper Ashley Williams. (Daily Mail)
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Journalists love nothing more than a good "knobbly monster" - a
desperate attempt not to use the same word again . . . when there is
only one.
Named after Paul Hudson, who was writing about alligators when, having
used up "reptiles", he resorted to "the knobbly monsters".
I came across this belter of a knobbly in yesterday's News of the
World ...
Tennent's Super - the super-strong syrupy lager loved by tramps and
trouble-makers.
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My favourite intro of the weekend came from Jonathan Norcroft's
Newcastle/Fulham match report after Kevin Keegan's side recorded his
first win in God knows how long.
Branding the Geordies 'incorrigible optimists', he writes 'Knowing
Newcastle supporters, some are probably now dreaming of a late bid for
a European spot.'
Well, it made me laugh.
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You can't beat a freebie with your morning paper but there's not a
great deal to choose from today. The Mail is clutching at straws by
offering the Babe DVD at 'just' £2.99 when you can probably buy it
online for that while The Express is looking after their
green-fingered readers with a free garden 'bumper pack' worth more
than £100. Wow!
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Some funny newspaper stories from today's tabloids ....
BLUNDER AT WILLIES
Woolworths has been rapped for displaying a birthday card to children
which portrays a man whacking his manhood with a hammer. It depicts
him acting out the word 'Bangkok' in a game of charades but was picked
up by a three-year-old girl in a store in Southampton.
I'M DEAD BUSY
A civil servant was left lying dead at her desk after two days because
none of her colleagues noticed in Botosani, Romania.
FIRE FIGHTER
Cop Tom Redmond tailed an arson suspect - and nicked him siphoning
petrol from his unmarked petrol car in Lambertville, Michigan.
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Some funny newspaper stories from today's tabloids .... and the first
one is only funny because I thought it read 3m Brits love rats ie:
they like the rodents.
3m BRITS
LOVE RATS
More than 3.4million Brits are cheating on their partners - that is
seven per cent of adults with partners are seeing someone else, a
survey reveals.
GIVE DOG
A BONER
Poorly pooch Talisker has been saved from certain death - by Viagra.
The border collie was given the sex pill to improve blood flow to the
heart after he got a lung infection in Hasting, Northants.
SPLIT SHIFTS
Twelve divorced women have been sacked for "distracting" married male
workers at a factory in Gongzhuling, China.
and still in China ..
KIPPER RIPPER
A Chinese hubby says he cannot remember trying to kill his wife 12
times while sleepwalking.
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Journalists love nothing more than a good "knobbly monster" - a
desperate attempt not to use the same word again . . . when there is
only one. Named after Paul Hudson, who was writing about alligators
when, having used up "reptiles", he resorted to "the knobbly monsters".
Here are some classic funny newspaper knobbly monsters (compiled by
Tom Churchill of The Scottish Sun
Leon Jackson: the tonic wine-sipping crooner (The Sun)
Christmas lights: the twinkling festive decorations (News of the world)
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