Ladies and Gentlemen,
the time is upon us once again to tread the hallowed floors of the
sacred Moose Hall. The Honorable Mr Rushton will be there to welcome
you from 7pm onwards, when my humble good-self, Mr Rumble Esq,
cordially invites you to participate in a free lesson in 'Cuban La
Rueda' for your utmost entertainment. Henceforth at 8pm Mr Cooke OBE a
'Disk Jockey' will play some rather spiffing musical records for your
listening delight. The creme de la creme of the south-west's salsa
dance troupe will be there mingling amongst Devon's high society
guests. Positively no riff raff allowed.
Yours sincerely,
Mr Rumble Esq.