but gary im tired, i want a retht! you make me do
evrything, i been on my feet (or kneeth)all day and i wanna
thit down or go to bed or thomething, pleathe!!<br>and
anyway i tried to make your angel delight, but it keepth
going all runny.

Don't worry, you'll never find out- not if I have anything to do with it anyway.
Now get out that kitchen and put me tea on- I've not eaten for atleast half an
hour now you know, god!

what are girlth, I athked mother but thee wouldnt thay!!!

What have I told you? stay away from girls. That steven gatly- you don't want to
mix with her sort.

i don't mind tharing, can you get thtephen Gately from Boythone, i like her?

Eggs are me favourite- you can't do this to me! I'll have to get a new slave,
that means you'll be sharing that airing cupboard y'know.

i know you do gary, your eggbound. Thometimeth i really dont like thleeping in
your bed, it really thmellth awful, im not cooking you anymore eggth actually!!

He He He Ha! thurreal indeed! <br>I likes eggs myself!??

surreal. Or as Howard would say, "thurreal".

Hey you don't need jason and Robbie, you have me. I'm the only one who loves you
o.k. they are nasty. Of course you can join me club, it's only £5 to you.

Gary, can I join one of your clubth? im lonely &
bored & i havent left the bedthit for weekth, only to
do the thopping, but the thop ith only round the
corner, & now im thcared coth thomeone thaid they want to
run me over with a trolley!!<br><br>i want wrobbie &
Jathon, he's my fwriend

Any one here wanna join any of my
clubs...<br><a href=http://uk.clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/nostalgafor1980sto1990s
target=new>http://uk.clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/nostalgafor1980sto1990s</a><br>or...<\
br><a href=http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/vicanbobfantacies
target=new>http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/vicanbobfantacies</a><br>Go on, I know
you want to- esspecially the first one
coz I'm the only member so far! <br>P.S. poo.

You'll never see me shopping I have a slav...er...servant to do it for me-
Howard.<br>What? He likes doing it!I'm not a liar!

yeah seeing howard shopping would be funny, but seeing you, mr GB shopping would
be funnier, you lazy, good for nothing bozo, how could you treat howard like
that!

And I thought I was crazy...the men in white coats are on their way to your
house- right afer they deal with me!<br>Ooh! imagine Howard shopping! That would
be funny.

Well I just though I'd say hello and ask why is
it always me who runs people over with trolleys...I
know this has nowt 2 do with howard but what if he is
next? God please save me! I dont want to run him over -
he's too sexy to kill...I won't do it on purpose
though - not even if you paid me...well,if you paid me
maybe...but other than that no...i mean it this time

you bisc, you've exposed me (& our passionate
affair!!) what were you thinking, what was i thinking more
like?!!!<br>any ideas on how we're gonna get out of this
one?<br><br>look what you do to me, you always manage to spoil
everything for me<br>GOODBYE

Hello everbody, howard donald here, jutht want to
thay that uncle gary'th been very good to me! Hello
Gary, what yoo do in my club, havent yoo got yoo own? &
are yoo thure i wathn't in Thake tat coth people keep
thaying to me, aren't yoo that bloke from Thake tat &
don't underthand,& it fwrightenth me...Gary, where yoo
gone?<br><br>Whath gay? i don't underthand that aswell!!

im just glad that somebody else finds him as funny as me & siw, Haaaaaaaaaaa
Howard in the video for pray!! what does he look like?

Don't worry guys, G.B's here at last! You told me
the wrong address, but I found it in the end! Oh, you
jokers! So what's the big idea giving Howard a club and
not me? It's not like he's famous or anything. And
he's bleeding useless around the house, he can't even
tell which one is the fridge and which one is the
oven. I've heard you all say that I'm nasty to Howard,
that I treat him bad, well it's not true. I let him
stay in a perfectlty good aering cupboard for only £10
pounds a night, and sometimes when I...er...HE gets
scared or if I...ehum...HE's feeling frisky I let him
stay in MY bed. And I only spy on him in the bath to
make sure he's washing himself properly.<br>bye, from
GAZ.B (cool).xxx

It's that classic combination of dreadlocks,
silly lisp and gormless look on his face. Hilarious,
isn't he? I cannot watch any TT videos without laughing
now. Thankyou, Rock Profile.<br><br>Zara<br>PS I once
had dreadlocks. I looked like an eco-warrior.

i've seen it all now Em, just when i think you
can't get any worse, you always go & prove me
wrong!!<br>I have a theory that underneath all this, you
secretly fancy Howard don't you, Hey?<br><br>just playin'
with ya, wouldn't be the first time! Ha<br>gotta go,
luv ya<br><br>Bez

yay!! i just hope you find Howard as funny as we do!!<br>WHY IS HE SO FUNNY TO
ME? WHAT IS IT?

Hi! I've joined! Better go and check out these pics...<br>Zara

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, he looks sooooooo cute!!

Hia, Siwan here! Pics are v. funny! I love
Howard, what a dude! I've added a photo of Howard Djing I
found it on another club. We've got to go and see
him!<br>by the way how do you get colours on the
pages?<br>please tell me because my club looks too boring.<br>bye!
hello Stace, by the way!

make sure you view the pics... ohh you're in for a treat!

You Biscs i know you're there so leave me some
bloody messages before i track you down & get Gary
Barlow to force himself on you!!<br><br>you think i wont
don't you? try me?<br>Oh you probably already have
(joke)

just a quickie (story of my life!!!) to say hallo, oh well hallo!<br>bye

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