by: Return of the hairy pie<br> <br>In a
specially extended interview with Dot Cotton, Stenders doc
doctor legg reveals his passion for all things elland
road. <br><br>Dot: So you like - hurrggh hurrgh cough
cough splutter - Leeds then deary? <br><br>Legg: Yo
bitch, like I was rectally examinig dis big black momma
in da surchurry likes when on pops da box and blow
me innit David Batty. Dim dam dum cool cat dat Batty
boy. <br><br>Dot: How many players did you have last
night? <br><br>Legg: Chill bitch! Me know dat me no
stick up da marmite soldier! <br><br>Dot: Have you
performed an edoscopy? <br><br>Legg: Like free love and all
dat and sixties and like da peacock was massive, like
my cock is massive innit, cos my name like not odd
cuz it like my third legg. <br><br>Dot: What's the
best remedy for piles? <br><br>Legg: Patrick Berger.
Bingo. He's da bomb! <br><br>Dot: Have you ever been to
a football match? <br><br>Legg: Hey man dat Mark
Fowler ga'me the batty boy disease and I wuz jumpin like
a mofo and mudda if no I wunna jumpin like a bean!
<br><br>Dot: What's your prediction for Leeds this season?
<br><br>Legg: Bitch, sut yo tit mouth mudda fucka and do me
funcking laundry. Cho, you ain't no nigga bitch.