--- jersiedevil_rout666 wrote:

> > <purve mode>
> > Got any photos?
> > </purve mode>
>
> - No, but a do have film footage of a dominatrix dancing like an
> idiot! :o)

Meets JD in dark alley and hands over a bunch of old fivers in
exchange for video concealed in paper bag.

> > Huh?!?
> >
> > How can you injure yourself in a public toilet??? Did they have
> very
> > rough toilet paper? Did the toilet seat have splinters? Or had
> George
> > Michael forgoten his contact lenses and made a wrong turn?
> >
>
> - Actually, I cut my hand while flushing the loo! Seriously, those
> thins are dangerous! I made quite a loud noise when it happened,
and
> when I stepped outside I got many weird looks because all the
people
> in the queue assumed that I must have been up to something a bit
> dodgy!!! :o)

Sounds like you had a Close Encounter of the Turd Kind!

> Yours Gangreenously,
> Jersie-The-Accident-Prone-Devil xXx

"Gan-green? I might just be able to make that work!"
Big Mac