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>
> I've heard other women say this before Jersie and wonder how they
> actually would know this. You may be right, or you may be wrong.

- Well, I could be wrong here, but I was given a gig DJing around
christmas time, However! I was suddenly told that my talents were no
longer required as they were replacing me (with a dude, of course)

The excuse was that this guy had a huge London fanbase and would bring
in more punters, but considering that I have a huge international
fanbase, I suspect that the excuse was a load of old bollocks and that
the club owner just doesn't like girls!

But that's just my thoery!


Not
> having been both a woman *and* a man I wouldn't know how to verify
your
> claims.

- I just get fed up with talentless idiots turning up and getting
paid too much money to make a pig's ear out of a gig. I only got my
last job by being in the right place at the right time. The engineer
had gone AWOL so I stepped in to save the day (and work the sound desk
properly). The regular soundguy got the sack and I got a regular
gig....so I suppose things can work out sometimes! :D

>
> There is only one scientific way to settle this. I suggest you start
> wearing a false beard, change your name to Colin and see how much
> respect you get then. ;-)
>

- Already tried it. The bossoms were a dead giveaway!

> Yours beardlessly,

Colin
>





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... I've heard other women say this before Jersie and wonder how they actually would know this. You may be right, or you may be wrong. Not having been both a...
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Dec 27, 2006
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... - Well, I could be wrong here, but I was given a gig DJing around christmas time, However! I was suddenly told that my talents were no longer required as...
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Dec 28, 2006
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... no ... I hope you sent them an invoice for your cancellation fee. ... bring ... that ... It sounds to me like the club owner wanted to have a "back up DJ"...
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Dec 28, 2006
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On Thu, Dec 28, 2006 at 10:45:38PM -0000, big_mac_tmmm wrote: Mac ! wotcha :) ... You can't do that, it's discrimination. DJs of any gender should be ...
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Dec 29, 2006
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... Hi RLY! :D ... them ... Darn equal opportunities laws. Maybe I could only give jobs to guys who are persecuted over the size of their boobs. That way I'd...
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Dec 29, 2006
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... - Now, why didn't I think of that! ... in ... - That sounds about right, I wouldn't mind so much if I was told that I was the reserve DJ. ... - That's what...
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... Obviously, because you are not a man! <ducks to avoid handbag swung at head> ... booking. ... If he told his reserve DJs that he would probably have to pay...
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... - <Mac not realizing that JD is too "butch" to carry a handbag, ducks and doesn't notice the size 4 Dr Marten about to collide with somewhere very...
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... <Mac takes photo of JDs boot with concealed cricket box camera and sells the picture to www.gothgirlswithboots.com for pots of cash.> ... not ... Don't be...
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... I suggest a t-shirt saying "End the persecution of men with bossoms now!" and a stern expression. rly...
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Dec 29, 2006
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... Although personaly I don't mind being persecuted with bossoms. rly...
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Dec 29, 2006
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... If I had a million dollars... ...I would buy you a boob-job and a pogo stick! (...but not a real pogo stick - that's crule!) Big (Naked Lady) Mac...
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... now!" ... And if that fails, I'll just take the old fashioned approach and start wearing purple, white and green and throwing myself in front of the King's...
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... I find that as well - I've been at my current job for about 3 years now and I haven't managed to be a woman once. ... Ah, that explains it, I haven't tried...
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Dec 29, 2006
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... years now ... - Well, that's just lazy....! ... - There's a surprise! :D ... On the plus side, the people who do ... - Boom Boom! (D'oh!) If you want I can...
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Dec 29, 2006
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... OK, who let Basil Brush in? Actually, I can imagine a club owner cancelling your gig because Basil Brush has agreed to do it instead and they think he will...
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... Ditto to that. I've also heard a rumour that Black Panther is now "Granny Panther" so congrats to her too. <ducks to avoid zimmer frame swung at head> ...
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