--- jersiedevil_rout666 wrote:
>
> >
> > I've heard other women say this before Jersie and wonder how they
> > actually would know this. You may be right, or you may be wrong.
>
> - Well, I could be wrong here, but I was given a gig DJing around
> christmas time, However! I was suddenly told that my talents were
no
> longer required as they were replacing me (with a dude, of course)

I hope you sent them an invoice for your cancellation fee.

> The excuse was that this guy had a huge London fanbase and would
bring
> in more punters, but considering that I have a huge international
> fanbase, I suspect that the excuse was a load of old bollocks and
that
> the club owner just doesn't like girls!
>
> But that's just my thoery!

It sounds to me like the club owner wanted to have a "back up DJ" in
case the guy he wanted to have all along wouldn't take the booking.

Personally, if I had a club I'd hire only women DJs and dress them
all up in silver bikinis and purple wigs.

> Not
> > having been both a woman *and* a man I wouldn't know how to
verify
> your
> > claims.
>
> - I just get fed up with talentless idiots turning up and getting
> paid too much money to make a pig's ear out of a gig. I only got my
> last job by being in the right place at the right time. The
engineer
> had gone AWOL so I stepped in to save the day (and work the sound
desk
> properly). The regular soundguy got the sack and I got a regular
> gig....so I suppose things can work out sometimes! :D

At the place where I used to go dancing on a regular basis, we had
some tit-head of a man turn up who kept playing carp records that
cleared the dance floor.

> > There is only one scientific way to settle this. I suggest you
start
> > wearing a false beard, change your name to Colin and see how much
> > respect you get then. ;-)
> >
>
> - Already tried it. The bossoms were a dead giveaway!

There is an easy way for you to get around that. Simply get a tray
and a hundred sandwiches. Then put on a sandwhich coloured bra, hold
the tray under your chest and ask a friend to stack the sandwiches up
on your bossoms. That way people will simply assume you are a man
carrying a lot of sandwiches.

> > Yours beardlessly,
>
> Colin

Hope this helps Colin. If you need any further advice I'll be
the "woman" holding a tray of hot dogs. ;-)

Yours wax-legsly,

Big Mac