--- In publicmouth@..., big_mac_tmmm <no_reply@...>
wrote:
>
> >
> > - Now, why didn't I think of that!
>
> Obviously, because you are not a man!
>
> <ducks to avoid handbag swung at head>


- <Mac not realizing that JD is too "butch" to carry a handbag,
ducks and doesn't notice the size 4 Dr Marten about to collide with
somewhere very unpleasant...>


>> > - That sounds about right, I wouldn't mind so much if I was
told
> > that I was the reserve DJ.
>
> If he told his reserve DJs that he would probably have to pay them
> all "standby fees". He probably saves quite a bit of money by
acting
> in an "ungentlemanly fashion". However, if he keeps treating
people
> badly it wouldn't surprise me if one of them phoned all his DJs
and
> told them that their gig was cancelled. I do hope nobody ever does
> that as it would ruin his evening.
>
>
- Yes, and wouldn't that be a terrible shame...Mwhahahaha!


> > > Personally, if I had a club I'd hire only women DJs and dress
> them
> > > all up in silver bikinis and purple wigs.
> >
> > - That's what most female DJ's have to look like if they have
any
> > chance of getting a job!!!! :D
>
> ...or a date with a Big Mac. (Persecuted men with bosooms need not
> apply.)


- You've been watching way too much star trek with the green girls
who want to learn more of this Earth thing called kissing...

>
> >
> > - Now you're just being silly...
>
> "Now" I'm being "silly"? What, you only just noticed?
>

- Good point.....


>> >
> > Indeed...
> > JD the DJ !
>
> That't impressive - that should be your "stage name". Now I need a
> job title with the initials M.B.
>

- There's no need for sarcasm! :p
My stagename is...
...Top secret information, if I told you I'd have to kill you!

The Lovely Miss Sandra Dee x