--- jersiedevil_rout666 wrote:
>
> Hey you guys!
>
> I'm afraid I'm shamelessly plugging my new novel today! (whooHoo!)
> It's a Sci-Fi/Fantasy/Horror about vampires! Who doesn't love
vampires!?

New novel? Wow!

> Find out more at:
> http://www.geocities.com/jersiedevil_rout666/ALoveStory.htm

I love what the Guardian said!

> The book is available in either print or download at:
> http://stores.lulu.com/devilshighway

You might want to let people know how many pages there are in your
description.

> Anyway,
> See you guys soon!

Or after Christmas - Happy Crimbo!

> Peace out,
> Sandey xXx

I might be wearing a string of garlic next time we meet.

Mind you, I'll be casual about it. I'll wear a Breton Shirt and a
beret and wheel a bicycle and nobody will notice the garlic.

BTW: Did you hear about the vegitarian vampire hunter? He was
unsuccesful, because he didn't have a steak!

Boom! Boom!

Bas - er I mean Big Mac