Matt,<br><br>Okay! I hope you realise you'll need to prove you're a nutter by: <br><br>a) Telling us the URLs of a couple of your favourite websites<br>b) ...
I have an evil plan to genetically modify Silicon enhanced model Jordan so that she can produce various secreations and substances (as well as Vegan Friendly...
Great stuff, Matt!<br><br>I'm going away for a few days so don't think I'm ignoring you all!<br><br>Can you guess where I'm heading? here are a couple of ...
Judas, If I may be so bold, I offer you 24 pieces of eight for your shell suit. While the good Doctor would argue that my current attire (his own creation) is...
Hey didle didle,<br>The splash and her riddle,<br>The German jumped over the moon,<br>The little cow laughed, cos his name was von-Brown,<br>And a stick was...
I had assumed Jordan was already a silicon based life-form.<br><br>You only get two shots at this so pick your 'substances' carefully.<br><br>I can make one...
Seven,<br>There's nothing wrong with my sartorial creativity, and returning refreshed from my recent holo-island vacation, I'm well able to cope with the more ...
Doctor,<br>That's as maybe, but practicallity was obviously not a consideration in your design. You've shared my body recently ( in a recent episode for those...
Fought in some war or other so that the rest of us can have the right to start queing outside the Post Office at eight o'clock on Monday morning for our...
...for those of you who didn't get the joke in the last message please scroll down.<br><br>.<br><br>.<br><br>.<br><br>.<br><br>.<br><br>Scrolling down is an...
Toonlist,<br><br>>This seems a fair swap. We get to keep Desmond Hoo, (who?) and YOU get to keep me. <br><br>Could be interesting. Before we make a binding...
Matt,<br><br>Mmm, uncannily close. Actually, I tattooed a map of Germany onto a passing cow in case someone asked me where Liebfraumilch comes from ...
There was an ex-LOOTer called Splash,<br>Who posted a riddle quite rash.<br>She asked where she was going,<br>But Des wasn't all-knowing.<br>Good job 'twas no...