I think your song is minging it brings me out in hives But it gets my feet a'tapping makes me wanna jive I'm wearing Calamine and jeans with a patch I got this...
I know I sometimes piss myself laughing, but it's nice to see you joining in too. Mailhouse Jock was the special so release date has gone, however there will...
Ah you see people, someone's getting the idea. Good creative use of rhyme with Jock. Well done you, go to the top of the class. (Not sure about the epithet...
Does not everyone get out the bath to pee? I only indulge if Genghis is getting in after me..lol.Anna, any chance of shifting that scenery a bit closer...like...
Newcastle, Liverpool, Birmingham, well any of those grubby gloomy places 'oop' north. And Grimethorp. GRIMETHORP! I ask you. Want chance to those poor bastards...
Yus, if one wants to make an impression on one's friends in the Rotary Club. Besides, doing it in the tub just makes it that much heavier when one is trying to...
Joining in the scatalogical fun, this isn't an Elvis one but from another late great rocker: Oh-oh, yes I've been on a bender, Seven pints and a hot Madras...
Thanks, Elvish! Am I really the first to answer this one? Well, after the last couple of months with shops blaring out the same "Now That's What I Call Xmas"...
Well done Elvish for getting things moving in here & keep up those good comebacks everyone (especially Twoposh) - we can't be outdone by a dead pop singer,...
Wishing everyone in here a happy, healthy & peaceful 2003. This is fun if you've not seen it yet: http://www.trevorvanmeter.com/flyguy/ (make sure you reach...
Looks like we have a new Rock 'n' Roll partnership in here. Shall we dance? Shall we dance? On rocking Elvis nusic shall we fly? Shall we dance? Shall we then...
Right, thats it I demand the right to revolt against my books...Why oh why do I pick the daftest subjects to study? Why doesn't the open uni offer a course on...
Does the OU run courses in History of Afro-American Popular Music and Dance 1920's to 1950's, if so sign up, then come to study the theory whilst I indulge in...
"...And the winner of the Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo 2002 award for Most Graphic Mental Image in a scat song goes to Splash Welly Kid." [crowd roars] Either...
Yes it would seem you are the first, and last. I only posted that because I was bored over Christmas. The Xmas worst would have been a better question to be...
Very good. Works on so many levels: promotes PM; urges people to write, creatively; reminds us about the contributions from Big Mac and Desmond, who are of...
Happy New Year one and all. Good call Splash. That animation is just about the best one I've seen on the web. Excellent. If anyone hasn't tried it yet, do so ...
Fraid they don't do any courses on dance at all so I will just have to content myself with scenery shifting instead. Maybe I should ask certain bits of scenery...
I want to revolt against computers and lousy teaching. I have just done three pages of spreadsheets thinking that I had nearly finnished my assignment, when...
Hello, I'm back again, finally sorted out my assignment! Also spent ages trying to download pictures from a stupid digital camera. WHAT IS THE POINT IN ALL...
Did you know that there are 3 types of mortis? Rigor. algar and liver...........now why does my course not teach me such interesting things....Pickled in...
Panthericus, While you're sitting there studying all these nasty morbid things you seem to like, I thought I'd send you a sweet little tasteful tune to lighten...
You just have to try this. Had me in stitches. http://www.kicken.com/funnyfiles/WackoJacko.swf I'm just glad this side-show freak isn't with my daughter any ...
Elvish you crack me up......Little thought for you, I do not study these things, I digest them. Hows the morbid obesity going.......think I am getting near to...
