I found a dodgy picture of Cyberknight (from B**tl*g L**t*r). It looks like he works for a telephone company now! Have a look at the Incriminating Photos...
... - Hello Des-Not-Very-Funny-Hoo, How R U ? ... inntelegent ... - Well, for quite some time the conversation has been based on people talking to themselves,...
... Cat! - That really would have been scarry! But if I did go as the other type of Cheshire Cat I would have had to sit in the corner and sulk all evening and...
... - Oh! Alright! I'll do it! obviously none of you can be bothered! But I'll have to be vague, The Shakesperes Head, Holborn, first Saturday in December...
... Ouch - Maybe you should change your name to Biting Satire! ;-) ... I remember the years of "Nice to see you at the last LNO. Are you going to the next one?...
... Miaw, that was catty. Would you like a saucer of milk? ... Me three! ... I thought that you left! Did you just come back to turn the lights out? ... Here's...
Hi Jersie, Thanks for the invite, I'll be there at 12.00 noon. I have invited everyone I have an email for. The full details for anyone who is unsure are: 1....
... - why do people always associate me with sharp objects?! ... you ... Mind you ... - when was the last time we had an LNO ar even an LWANO? not that either...
hi folks.. ..hope all are having a splendid celebration of not blowing up parliament.. ..and i'll be along on 6-dec-2003, so anyone who wantrs to avoid me has...
... Would you rather they keep you away from sharp objects? Or tell you to get an adult to help you with scissors? ... I wouldn't know about LNOs as I never...
... That depends. What flavour beer do you like? ... Me five! (see not about twoupmanship in my last message! LMAO-bonk!*) ... lights ... You should get mirror...
Hi Peter, I thought we were celebrating torturing Catholics. Still history has never been my strong subject. I'm better at remembering the future. If you are...
... Desmond, are you just Upton Park or have you gone completely Barking, you do realise which particular 'adult' would be in charge of the scissors don't you?...
remem the future? very merlin-like.. ..can you remem the lottery numbers for 8/11/03 and pass them to me ;-P ..as opposed to marlin-like, which would entail...
... you ... To be? Or not to be? That is the question - that is the question - that is the question in my heart. [Wobbles head from side to side. Then starts...
... The French eat horses, frogs and snails - it's not normal! And mustard's yellow! I am not sure of the official position about Italians and Spanish. But as...
My lottery numbers for 8/11/03 were: 04 12 15 26 34 & 36 So you want to be caught by fishermen, do you? You sound a bit kinky to me! If you are not a "piest"...
... to a potato wrestling contest! ... - How many potatoes do I have to wrestle?! ... Desmond-Oh-How-I-Wish-You-Had-Not-Started-This-Pointless- Hypenated-Game ...
I have tidied up Desmond Hoo's L&H related links and put both the fat and nude dating links into a folder of their own (so I never have to see them again!) ...
I have tidied up Desmond Hoo's L&H related links and put both the fat and nude dating links into a folder of their own (so I never have to see them again!) ...
... funny coloured mustard is hardly a good enough reason d'aitre to dislike those gallic french.. ..maybe the mustard has to be that colour to go with...
erm, the merlin/marlin comment was referring to yourself.. ..and i have no desire to suck on a fisherman's friend, thank you very much kinky, schminky.. oh, no...
I can't keep up with this I'm deleting all the old stuff. I said "OY NO FRENCH" They can't be trusted. They haven't had a war with us for 200 years! Hmm, I...
Let me get this straight... So you wanted me to get caught by a fishermen, not you. You say that you have no desire to suck on a fisherman's friend. So are you...
