A point of information for all internerds - don't take my advice about making your PC smell nice by spraying Lynx on it. The flaw in the plan, as I've just...
You Two? I stoped talking on the subject about 2 weeks ago! Mr. Wallis appears to be arguing with hiself! (which I hope he continues doing, because he's...
Thank you for taking an interest, although, I would like to point out that the argument was nothing to do with Paganism. But enough about that, All of the...
Hey! that's mean! :o( Unless you want to look at life through an amphibious perspective, I suggest you put those matches away!! ;o) JD666 X ... allowed?"...
The fight isn't about Paganism or Christianity. To be perfectly honest I'm no longer sure what the argument is about. And due to the fact that mr.Wallis is the...
Well, if you are going to be there early, I'll most probably turn up between noon and one (Depends on how early I can be arsed to get out of bed!) So who's...
So, what you are saying is, that when I am right, which of course I usually am, I am wrong to be right being that I have no right to be right. Yeah Right! What...
A little late, Des. Jersie Dee walked away several messages ago and left Peter happily mythering on. The mashed potato has been eaten. (with fried egg and...
Oh, so now you are saying that myself and Jersie Dee do not exist. Then we shall be nothing more than filiments of illumination on Saturday! ... wrote: Unless...
I tried this one on the Newbie at work, just as she was biting into a Topic. She didn't get it, she's only 25! Ah, you can't beat the old ones (-; Posh...
Jesus was born in March (or the equivilent of in Ye Olde Hebrew Calander) it's fairly obvious he wasn't a level headed Capricorn. The Dude was trade-mark...
Okay okay... How many Dwaves does it take to change a lightbulb? Ten. One to stand on his shoulders, one to stand on his shoulders, one to stand on his...
Jesus was born in March? I thought he was born in January. All those birthday cards and he never said a thing! Don't I feel stupid. The King. ... The ... fad, ...
I'm doing fine thank you. Same old same old - forces of darkness, walking trees, fire breathing monsters, Uruk-hai raiding parties, tough audiences, the usual....
I've just taken a break from writing for a while because I'm tired. I decided to work on a song but now I'm stuck. Does anyone know what rhymes with...
A Dwarf walks into a bar. Ouch! It was an iron bar. What do you call an evil omnipresent all-seeing Dark Lord with a seagull on his head? Cliff. What do you...
I think my only question would be: Where can I go to watch witches running around naked, outdoors, having group sex around a bonfire? For scientific research -...
What do you call a foul-smelling, red eyed, violent, man eating, psycopathic Uruk-Hai warrior without a spade in his head? Douglas! What do you call a...
