... Well, I wouldn't have been that harsh when describing you but if you want me to call you that then I am happy to oblige! Remember that I can't call my self...
...and the weapons of mass murder? Have you seen that awful James Bond film with the woman who can crush people to death with her brests then? Now there is a...
Danger in a D-cup? Oh how you underestimate the powers of the JD Weapons of mass DISTRACTION not destruction (although that could happen as a consiquence of...
... crush ... - Actually, they stole that idea from me. Anyway, didn't she crush people with her legs? ... - There is a website called smothered.com or...
... I don't know. I gave up watching James Bond films when they got the Milk Tray man to do it! LOL ... Olympic ... like ... the ... I ... I'm looking forward...
I just went to see Sister Francis, a nun based sitcom, and was REALLY disapointed at the total lack of nun jokes. Have any of you got any nun jokes? Please...
Two nuns are driving in Transylvania, when suddenly, a big, evil vampire jumps in front of the car. The nun driving screeches to a halt, turns to the other nun...
Two nuns are playing golf together. The first nun misses a hole and says; "Damn! Missed the bugger!" the second nun was very shocked by the first nun's...
The following arrived in my inbox. I can only assume that the person who tried to post it has not yet signed up to Public Mouth. Please can you sign up before...
... one ... I think you will find that IWETEC actually stands for: * I * Will * Escape to * The * European * Continent I don't think any emigrating was...
THE FAT CATS (who need no introduction) Sunday 22nd Feb, 100 Club, 100 Oxford Street W1. £10 , £8 members/students Band on stage 8:45, get there early if you...
dear desmond hoe i believe that the reprobates was started by me(although if im wrong then i apologize profusely but of course im not!!!) i'm sorry to hear...
well as you can see im back on for a little while i hope that your all well and sexy, looking through the last few messages i couldnt quite help but reading...
Good to hear from you again Goth. Don't loose touch. I hope you can make it to the next meeting and tell us all about your monotonous school experiences! ;-) ...
Don't get excited I'm just boasing about my new mobile phone and haven't had some sort of operation or joined a cult. If I haven't already emailed you off...
Sounds like a case of pre-message-tension to me! ho-ho I think that you must have logged in and then logged out while you had the post a message page open. The...
Greetings mere mortals! (She says appearing in a puff of smoke (As we evil ones do)) ... Not very well (Got flu :o( Bleagh!). But still super sexy! (Hurrah!)...
