In response to Desmond's requests to get Herculean tasks & CNPS arbitor comedian Richard Herring breaking numerous obscure world records, a group of us will be...
My name is Lorenzo Crescini. I am a Captain of the merchant Navy now on retirement. When I was a secular missionary in an African leprosary, I wrote some...
... race ... London ... I think you got the name of this event wrong, Splash. But apart from that, I have to say: "Ta this is just the sort of thing I am...
Don't forget that there is emergency engineering work on the Circle Line/District line today. So you can not get between Earl's Court and Tower Hill. This...
Hello all! On Wednesday 28th April, at precicely 5:30 I will be co-hosting a slot on Tube Radio! V.v.scarry! If enyone fancies it, twiddle your knobs and tune...
Each year the Washington Post's Style Invitational asks readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing only one...
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May 25, 2004 9:39 am
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Joe was moderately successful in the career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by incredible headaches. When his personal hygiene and love life...
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May 25, 2004 9:39 am
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Why do men like love at first sight? It saves them a lot of time. A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children. How...
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May 25, 2004 9:39 am
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45. Act naturally 44. Found missing 43. Resident alien 42. Advanced BASIC 41. Genuine imitation 40. Airline Food 39. Good grief 38. Same difference 37. Almost...
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May 25, 2004 9:39 am
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He who laughs last, thinks slowest. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. A day without sunshine is like, well, night. On the other hand,...
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May 25, 2004 9:39 am
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THE LITTLE GIRL AND THE COP A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl named Mary stopped beside him on her new shiny bike. ...
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May 25, 2004 10:10 am
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A young woman said to her doctor, 'You have to help me, I hurt all over.' 'What do you mean?' said the doctor. The woman touched her right knee with her index...
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May 25, 2004 10:10 am
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1. Only in Scotland...can a pizza get to your house before an ambulance. 2. Only in Scotland...do supermarkets make sick people walk to the back of the store...
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May 25, 2004 10:10 am
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A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course,lined with million dollar houses. On the third tee the husband said, 'Honey, be very careful...
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May 25, 2004 10:10 am
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While I was "flying" down the road yesterday (i.e., 10 mph over the limit), I passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying...
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May 25, 2004 10:13 am
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Recently, I was diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests: I decide to wash my car. As I start toward...
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May 25, 2004 10:13 am
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OK here is my word: panteater: This creature inserts its long tongue into the trousers of its victim and eats their pants! multi-story carp ark: A building...
See you there??? Sat & Sun 12-13 June - WEST END AT WAR! Leicester Square will be transformed into 1940s London for a free weekend event to commemorate World...
And if you go along on the Sunday, pop around the corner for another free event: BikeFest in the Square Sunday 13th June, 1pm - 5pm, Trafalgar Square Transport...
I know lots of you here are Lee & Herring fans (& if you're not, check them out - they are one of the best comedy duos ever!). Please sign the new fan petition...
just a quickie to let you all know that im still alive and well. twoposh i ll try and get to leicester square to see you jitter bugging sounds like it could be...
Hi Gothykins Kick off for dancing is at 16:00, but there be loads of other stuff going on. I'll call you to see if you are there, maybe hang out for a bit as ...
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Jun 11, 2004 9:57 am
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... =============================================================== This email and any attachments hereto are strictly confidential and intended solely for the...
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An Asian man walks into the currency exchange in New York with 2000 yen and walks out with $72. Next week he walks in with 2000 yen, gets $66. He asks the lady...
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Jun 11, 2004 9:57 am
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The boy drew his sword. He hadn't meant to slice the head clean off - it was meant to be a joke, a little harmless fun. He hadn't meant to go this far. But now...