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2956	Each year the Washington Post's Style Invitational asks readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing only one...	Gillian.Bland@...	May 25, 2004 9:39 am
2957	Joe was moderately successful in the career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by incredible headaches. When his personal hygiene and love life...	Gillian.Bland@...	May 25, 2004 9:39 am
2958	Why do men like love at first sight? It saves them a lot of time. A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children. How...	Gillian.Bland@...	May 25, 2004 9:39 am
2959	45. Act naturally 44. Found missing 43. Resident alien 42. Advanced BASIC 41. Genuine imitation 40. Airline Food 39. Good grief 38. Same difference 37. Almost...	Gillian.Bland@...	May 25, 2004 9:39 am
2960	He who laughs last, thinks slowest. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. A day without sunshine is like, well, night. On the other hand,...	Gillian.Bland@...	May 25, 2004 9:39 am
2961	THE LITTLE GIRL AND THE COP A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl named Mary stopped beside him on her new shiny bike. ...	Gillian.Bland@...	May 25, 2004 10:10 am
2962	A young woman said to her doctor, 'You have to help me, I hurt all over.' 'What do you mean?' said the doctor. The woman touched her right knee with her index...	Gillian.Bland@...	May 25, 2004 10:10 am
2963	1. Only in Scotland...can a pizza get to your house before an ambulance. 2. Only in Scotland...do supermarkets make sick people walk to the back of the store...	Gillian.Bland@...	May 25, 2004 10:10 am
2964	A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course,lined with million dollar houses. On the third tee the husband said, 'Honey, be very careful...	Gillian.Bland@...	May 25, 2004 10:10 am
2965	While I was "flying" down the road yesterday (i.e., 10 mph over the limit), I passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying...	Gillian.Bland@...	May 25, 2004 10:13 am
2966	Recently, I was diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests: I decide to wash my car. As I start toward...	Gillian.Bland@...	May 25, 2004 10:13 am
2967	OK here is my word: panteater: This creature inserts its long tongue into the trousers of its victim and eats their pants! multi-story carp ark: A building...	desmond_hoo	May 30, 2004 8:13 pm
2968	mmmmmmmmmmmmm tongue!!!!!!!!!!!! desmond_hoo <no_reply@...> wrote:OK here is my word: panteater: This creature inserts its long tongue into the...	Jacqueline me2sugar	May 30, 2004 8:47 pm
2969	See you there??? Sat & Sun 12-13 June - WEST END AT WAR! Leicester Square will be transformed into 1940s London for a free weekend event to commemorate World...	twoposh	Jun 4, 2004 9:12 am
2970	And if you go along on the Sunday, pop around the corner for another free event: BikeFest in the Square Sunday 13th June, 1pm - 5pm, Trafalgar Square Transport...	splash_welly_kid splash_welly...	Jun 6, 2004 3:00 pm
2971	I know lots of you here are Lee & Herring fans (& if you're not, check them out - they are one of the best comedy duos ever!). Please sign the new fan petition...	splash_welly_kid splash_welly...	Jun 6, 2004 3:11 pm
2972	I won't try to sell the event, check out the schedule for yourselves. http://www.westminster.gov.uk/leisure/westendwar/...	twoposh	Jun 7, 2004 12:37 pm
2973	just a quickie to let you all know that im still alive and well. twoposh i ll try and get to leicester square to see you jitter bugging sounds like it could be...	cliveandpip	Jun 11, 2004 7:36 am
2974	Hi Gothykins Kick off for dancing is at 16:00, but there be loads of other stuff going on. I'll call you to see if you are there, maybe hang out for a bit as ...	twoposh	Jun 11, 2004 9:44 am
2975	... =============================================================== This email and any attachments hereto are strictly confidential and intended solely for the...	Gillian.Bland@...	Jun 11, 2004 9:57 am
2976	... =============================================================== This email and any attachments hereto are strictly confidential and intended solely for the...	Gillian.Bland@...	Jun 11, 2004 9:57 am
2977	An Asian man walks into the currency exchange in New York with 2000 yen and walks out with $72. Next week he walks in with 2000 yen, gets $66. He asks the lady...	Gillian.Bland@...	Jun 11, 2004 9:57 am
2978	The boy drew his sword. He hadn't meant to slice the head clean off - it was meant to be a joke, a little harmless fun. He hadn't meant to go this far. But now...	Gillian.Bland@...	Jun 11, 2004 9:57 am
2979	A man had two suite tickets for the World Cup final. As he sits down, another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. "No," he...	Gillian.Bland@...	Jun 11, 2004 9:57 am
2980	Walking through the woods a man comes upon another man hugging a tree. With his ear firmly against it. Seeing this he inquires, "Just out of curiosity,what the...	Gillian.Bland@...	Jun 11, 2004 10:00 am
2981	(See attached file: catmelon.doc) =============================================================== This email and any attachments hereto are strictly...	Gillian.Bland@...	Jun 11, 2004 10:00 am
2982	... Lorna ********************************************************************** This email is privileged, confidential and subject to copyright. Any...	Gillian.Bland@...	Jun 11, 2004 10:00 am
2983	Modern Aphorisms Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a...	Gillian.Bland@...	Jun 11, 2004 10:05 am
2984	(See attached file: Grandm~2.mpe) =============================================================== This email and any attachments hereto are strictly...	Gillian.Bland@...	Jun 11, 2004 10:25 am
2985	(See attached file: Microsoft2000(ScottishVersion).doc) =============================================================== This email and any attachments hereto...	Gillian.Bland@...	Jun 11, 2004 10:26 am

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