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... I'm with the Woolwich... ...erm actually, I'm not, but I digress. The pub we go to most is the Shakespeares Head, in Kingsway. It is just one minutes walk...
... That sounds good, apart from the bit about oral sex. ... But you couldn't do just the evening ? Presumalby you have to get inside the pub before the...
... I'll be there from about 6pm[*]. In case anyone doesn't think they'll recognise me (it's been a while) I've been told that I have "mad hair", and I may...
... is ... There ... Huh?.. ...Ahhhhh! Right. I don't do oral sex there. I've been told it leaves a taste of Bacon in your mouth. Arf! Arf! ... and ... else. ...
... I have mad hair too. I'll be wearing blue boots, blue jeans. I haven't decided what jacket I'll have on yet. ... I'm allowed out after dark. But I might...
... I think you have that wrong. It is drinking trousers for the fella, and a white mini-skirt or fruit patterned skirt... <waves hand in circular gesture/> ...
Hey you guys! I'm sorry I missed it! I checked in on Saturday morning and nothing had been arranged! All the action happened as soon as I went away! Goddamnit!...
... Well, we had 2/3 of the active posters there, that's a fair turnout. Next time, somebody please remind me *not* to try to recapture my youth by eating a...
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I'm just glad you are OK. I thought you were coming and was a bit worried. If we pick a date that is further in the future, we can try to publicise it a bit...
... morning ... I ... in ... for ... If we dyed our hair blond it would be a fair turnout. If we went on the bumper cars it would be a fayre turnout. The main...
... - Aw! Bless! :D Yes, I thought I was going too, but as I said, plans were left 'til the last minute which was a bit pants! :( ... - Yeah, maybe do...
Hey you guys! I'm afraid I'm shamelessly plugging my new novel today! (whooHoo!) It's a Sci-Fi/Fantasy/Horror about vampires! Who doesn't love vampires!? Find...
... vampires!? New novel? Wow! ... I love what the Guardian said! ... You might want to let people know how many pages there are in your description. ... Or...
... - Yep! Damn I'm good! And with any luck it'll be the first of many! :D ... - LoL! Me too! Best quote ever! ... - There are 79 pages, it says so on the...
