Hi, after watching someone learning to drive, I wrote this poem Valerie

Driver

As a driver I am an L

funny thing is that`s what the other road user`s seem to say as well

my driveing instructor teach`s me everything right

and turn`s an interesting shade of white!

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I can start the car just like a kangaroo

my driveing is comeing on in leap`s and bound`s it`s true

my husband could teach me,but he would rant and rave

well I ask you is that anyway for a driver to behave?

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I know all about the traffic light`s,red,amber,green

but my three point turn is an amazeing thing to be seen

a hillstart is one thing I have done right

even if the car did screech and scream with all it`s might

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today I said to my instuctor I`ll drive as safe as you one day as well

then we must have passed a farmyard because Ohhh what a smell!

but all to soon my lesson is over

please can anyone tell me how can I get my instructor sober?





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