Greetings, one and all. I am the long-time RMCS Open comic author
known as McSick.

Perhaps some of you have seen my work in the Open RMCS.

I have heard that in order to receive an account to be able to post
my trash, er, TREASURES of comedy, that I would need apply here and
post some of my links. If this is the case, then I hope to be
inducted into the RMCS elite. If not, you may enjoy my disgusting
and stupid, er, I mean HILARIOUS and REFRESHINGLY INTELLIGENT and
ENTERTAINING comics anyway.

Submitted for your approval/disapproval:

When I first started making these, it began as a gross-out contest I
was having with myself. I was trying to see how disgusting and
outrageous I could get. Since then, I have broadened my range of
comics, but I've never shied from doing something outrageously sick
or disgusting. As you will see from reading the following comics,
some are clean, and others are filthy, but I just write what I feel
is funny or outrageous. As long as it works, it works. That's my
philosophy for making comics.

Even though I've branched out, a staple of my comics is still gross
humor...

"grody gross no sale" (#145)
http://www.monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=54410

"barf-o-rama" (#10)
http://www.monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=44647

"wally the food critic" (#217)
http://www.monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=70980

"Jolly Dingle Balls" (#8)
http://www.monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=44428

"nasty new pet" (#133)
http://www.monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=54004

"where did the talking dolly go?" (#132)
http://www.monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=53991

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Instead of the Milkman Dan/Karen rivalry, I've somehow gravitated
toward the clown tormenting Karen (in my comics, the Clown is almost
always a drunk bum instead of a corpse).

"party pooper" (#128)
http://www.monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=53837

"a dildo WHAT?" (#152)
http://www.monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=54663

"non-magical clown" (#172)
http://www.monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=56359

"circus of the crotch" (#173)
http://www.monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=56376

"why do clowns have red noses?" (#179)
http://www.monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=56500

"talk to the magic middle finger" (#194)
http://www.monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=57169

"frat party" (#207)
http://www.monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=59851

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Other rivalries include Wally vs. Stubbo or Wally vs. Karen.
Occasionally, it's Wally vs. Clown, or just about any other
character. I just find that Wally being deranged and antagonistic
works with a lot of characters in many situations.

"reese's feces" (#21)
http://www.monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=44817

"bunion things in your onion rings" (#23)
http://www.monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=44859

"wacko chewbacco" (#238)
http://www.monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=71646

"wally's weird, wacky wake-up call" (#191)
http://www.monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=57111

"wally's wise words of wacky wisdom" (#213)
http://www.monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=70168

"crappity crap" (#264)
http://www.monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=75663

"kung fu doo doo" (#164)
http://www.monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=55795

"making sense of senseless nonsense" (#184)
http://www.monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=56799

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Nudie Dude (Ted Mask) is a character I've used on several occasions.
Nudie Dude uses his "powers of nudity" to fight crime.

"not-so-super hero" (#155)
http://www.monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=54766

"the not-so-super hero visits wally" (#156)
http://www.monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=54771

"clash of the crime fighters" (#180)
http://www.monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=56544

"clash of the crime fighters 2" (#205)
http://www.monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=59656

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Not all of my comics drop "F bombs"...

"well hung jury" (#34)
http://www.monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=45295

"corny cowboy comic" (#182)
http://www.monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=56565

"moronic mortuary mix-up" (#185)
http://www.monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=56800

"the perplexing, paradoxical puzzle of the pickling process" (#187)
http://www.monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=56836

"demons begone!" (#195)
http://www.monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=57263

"karen decides to become a stripper" (#198)
http://www.monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=59143

"church pervert" (#203)
http://www.monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=59507

"alcoholics not-so-anonymous" (#204)
http://www.monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=59650

"dirt dumb doctor" (#229)
http://www.monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=71444

"art unappreciation" (#214)
http://www.monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=70227

"well, at least my dad doesn't drive this bad!" (#261)
http://www.monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=72950

"knock-knock…" (#274)
http://www.monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=93095

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Sometimes I just like to get weird...

"i really need to be like, less illiterate, or something" (#139)
http://www.monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=54212

"surreal sperm swiftly swimming" (#249)
http://www.monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=72010

"my spanish fucking sucks" (#52)
http://www.monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=47074

"tourette's soapbox" (#20)
http://www.monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=44663

"what's human?" (#171)
http://www.monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=56223

"haiku by the numbers" (#265)
http://www.monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=75664

"d&d dumbness" (#279)
http://www.monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=93109

"milk, milk..." (#206)
http://www.monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=59842

"change the subject, please" (#190)
http://www.monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=57110

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I also like rhymes...

"old vs. new" (#266)
http://www.monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=75665

"perverted puerile puppet poetry" (#256)
http://www.monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=72085

"whose line this time?" (#237)
http://www.monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=71596

"tag team rhyming" (#254)
http://www.monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=72071

"half-assed crap from a comic hack" (#287)
http://www.monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=93672

"how many yukkity yuk yuks…" (#298)
http://www.monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=95226

"wacky attack of the lemon mack" (#290)
http://www.monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=93900

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I'm also not afraid to poke a little fun at myself...

"broken comic repair" (#197)
http://www.monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=58952

"ladies and gentlemen: the 200th RED MEAT comic by McSick!!!" (#200)
http://www.monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=59344

"miscellaneous McSick" (#252)
http://www.monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=72065

"comic-kaze" (#260)
http://www.monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=72898

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So there you have it!

By the way...
As soon as I make a comic, I save the HTML file. All of my comics
are backed up on my hard drive and CD. So, if any have been deleted,
just let me know, and I'll repost any of my comics that may have
been deleted.

In conclusion, please contact me at...

McSickest@...

...should you wish to see more (or if you want me to stop sharing
these comics). As of this

message, I've posted 299 comics in the Open RMCS. These are but a
few. I hope that you have enjoyed

these, and feedback is always appreciated. I hope that you will
invite me to become an official

member of the RMCS.

Thank you.