First of all, let me just say that you all are wasting your time at
your current paying jobs. You should be hosting pay sites and pay-per-
view television events featuring the rip-roaring, side-splitting, "oh
Lord I laughed so hard I think I just peed a little" comedy that
emanates from your strips. [[End Flattery Here]]

Also, I have dozens of bags of party hats, balloons, noisemakers,
blowouts (paper tubes which unroll when blown into), Christmas
crackers, silly string, streamers, and confetti, all of which have
pictures of my genitals on them. [[End Offer of Depraved Sexual Favors
Here]]

That being said, I submit for approval the following strips, which I
did up today instead of doing actual work at the office. (Don't worry,
I'm a government employee, so they weren't expecting much work out of
me anyway.)

Please critique and, if you deem them worthy, grant me membership.

http://monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=105794
http://monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=105786
http://monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=105779
http://monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=105774

regards to all,
j