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4 ALL CAPS ARE NOT NECESSARY. -T.
4 WHY IS TED SPEAKING IN CAPS

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BECAUSE DRUNK PEOPLE HAVE A TENDENCY TO TALK LIKE THIS.

The implication being that drunk Ted is standing on JL's front lawn,
in front of the house he just torched, bellowing out his alcohol-
soaked vision of what he had just done.