"Excessive rewrites are driving this one down"<br><br>Are you marking it down because of the rewrite, or because it's worse? Give me a break here.<br><br>I'd...
> the problem with rewrites is that the joke gets <br>> old quick. You have one, maybe two chances to <br>> try it again. After that it just sucks....
Well, here's the thing about that. If the strip didn't have enough merit to begin with it won't last anyway. Voters with negative Zscores on a six either don't...
Agreed. I've written about 20 cartoons, and had to delete more than half of them. Anyone can write a bad or okay cartoon, but it truly is difficult to write a...
When I first got my sign in, I wanted to post all new stuff. Things I hadn't posted in the open. I had to take down 4 comics in a row before I posted some of...
Since someone's already sent me an email asking about it: Yes, the phone number in the tagline of my most recent attempt is, in fact, 1-800-RED-MEAT ...
I'm tempted to dial the number and find out what is on the other end. Then again, I might find out that I can get a set of knives for a really good price. Then...
>-6 for misspelling Britney<br><br>Actually, I spelled it correctly. You were thinking of the wrong one. It's a breed of dog. I met someone who told me...
Well, I'll do my best...<br><br>I can remember being a real young child, and I remember that people would spin all sorts of tall tales or general falsitudes...
"third trimester=not actually her father, joke falls flat-pete"<br><br>No. The third trimester is the limit as to when you are allowed to get an abortion in ...
<a href=http://www.monkeydyne.com/rmcs/dbcomic.phtml?rowid=3594 target=new>http://www.monkeydyne.com/rmcs/dbcomic.phtml?rowid=3594</a><br><br>There ONCE was a...
It was my comment. The point is, if one were to say "beats me," as in "I have no idea," the emphasis would be on the word "me." If you were saying it as in ...
Here are the ones I think are most underrated, in no order (I've tried posting the urls to these around 10 times, and yahoo won't take them for some reason, so...
Here's my "most underappreciated" list. Interesting that all of them are very early ones.<br><br><a href=http://monkeydyne.com/rmcs/dbcomic.phtml?rowid=130...
Actually, I disagree. Limericks are one of the most strict forms of poetry when it comes to meter. If you get it wrong, you have a poor limerick. But there are...
Oh yeah, "My shout" means "I'm paying". I presumed this was a universal saying, then again I also presumed my mother wouldn't tell the cops about them videos....
