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can't currently think of names for the current evil characters so if
anyone has any ideas that are better than whats there then feel free
to say. PLLLLEEEEAAAAASSSSSSSEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Miniman struggled ineffectually against his saviour for a while.
"put me down. Put me down! I can't beLIEVE i lost that fight – to a
girl!"
At last he was deposited on the ground in their camp where miniman
began to get himself some food.
"You know, you need to lose some weight, Joe"
"what? Did you have a problem carrying me?"
"It's not that. It's just that I have noticed you getting heavier
each time i save you from almost certain death."
"I know," miniman agreed. "But with a taxi service readily available
to me why should i bother taking exercise?"
`Richard' was shocked. "what about your diet? Have you seen the
amount of saturated fats in that tub of flora light you're using
there? I've got some diet flora here – i checked the label and this
one has less."
"you seriously compared them?" miniman laughed.
"these things are important. Look i will draw you a personal diet
plan and then you will never have to worry about these things
again!" He began to outline his plan.
"you have got to be joking!" miniman interrupted. "I need at least
one snack an hour!"
"well, i suppose i could put you on a less strict program. HowEver,
the effects will not be as obvious!"
"I don't think i want to do any programs" miniman responded a little
sulkily. "I like the way I am!"
"well, you may have to forget the daring rescues then!"
On the other side of the forest the Queen had calmed down a little
and was ready to discuss the next plan of action. "Right, where do
we think they've gone?"
"well they left that way," Olly san replied pointing eastward."
"good," said the queen. "They'll be easier to track in the sunrise"
Olly san climbed up onto his horse and began riding with the queen
running along side fallowing the tracks.
"Why, exactly, do they keep fighting us?" Olly san wondered.
"i don't know" the queen replied. "But its something that I plan to
find out when i get hold of them!"
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