To the original dancing queen in particular and the rest of the
people in general,

long johns are a male thing cos girls can wear tights. they are sad
cos they make men's legs look REALLY unattractive.

i've got my wings for my dance. i think you'd probably quite like
them. you can have it in purple or pink and they attach to your
middle finger andif we ever went to pompei again we could do a better
wuther, cathy!

are you going to see the new Pride and Prej film now that you've read
the book? or are you going to try and see the bbc one first?

do you have patients who insist on signing things when they don't
have to? my worst patients came in on tuesday. first off they have
been complaining for as long as i have known them about how they
received their recall card in JUNE instaed of march. they also hate
the radio and make remarks about that "ghastly racket" and they are
horrible to each other. (they're a bit like roald dahl
caricatures). anyway, on tuesay the wife had a little treatment and
the husband came with a cheque ready made out and the wife was
wanting to buy some extra stuff - toothbrush or something. so i
charged him an extra £7.50 and he bit my head off about how his wife
would pay for that. his wife then started chatting to mrs sumar and
he turned back and asked if there was anything to sign and i said no
and he went on and on and on. "we always sign something" "well, your
wife had private treatment today, you see" "but we're NHS
patients" "yes but this thing she had done we don't do on the
NHS" "but we always sign something" .... round and round in circles.
in the end i felt like getting out some scrap paper for him to sign.
he's not a very attractive person either. he's got a purple nose!
They left with a parting shot about the recall card!

Alex "helpfully" switches off my alarm. I managed to be slightly
awake the first time and saw him hear it and then reach over and
switch it off. then he lay back down and turned to look at me. the
second morning i was less awake but heard him turn it off so forced
myself to open my eyes in time to see him snuggling back down in
bed. he must have been doing this secretly for ages. i was late for
work once as my alarm "hadn't gone off" which confused me as i was
sure I HAD put it on the night before. he's trying to make me mad.
seriously though, it could be construed as a menace not to know if
you're going to wake up in the monring as your alarm is no longer
reliable!

I am glad that you are enjoying BSE and the new job. may i request
an email so that then i will know your REAL email address?

loads of love
Emma xxx

ps. the worm is always with me even if it is not visible
pps. olly seemed to like his birthday present