dear ros'ary (in particular)

firstly i apologise for the lack of said bantering on this very
important board!

i want you to know that your pink and purple spiral-spiked hedgehogs
have infiltated england as i have noticed some mysterious scratches
on the backs of my hands and arms! (or maybe they are a cousin of
the spiral-spiked hedgehog family) - what do you think?

the reason for the lack of messaging is cos i have nothing amusing to
say oh, except a patient came in to sign onto this new practice plan
we've got and he was the one that slept until his appointment so had
to change it and we ment him he reeked of alcohol and when asked
about how many units he drank a week said "well a couple of glasses
of red wine with every meal; half a bottle of whixky every night
etc". there wasa no way i was going to forget him so when he came in
i said "oh you're..." and he was really pleased and said, "how do you
know that?!" and i felt i could hardly say "you're the guy who drinks
too much!" so instead rather lamely said "you're the one who slept up
to his appointment" which i think offended him more although he
warmed to me later cos he was telling me about how he cut his arm and
all this orange liquid came out and i thought "that would be the
whisky!!"

anyway, life is wonderful

love emma

ps: the goodlooking plan director is married. ah well! he has been
married 8 years with 2 girls - one of which has just started at
nursery.