It's offical! I'm blind!!!!!!! No, ok so I'm not *actually* blind cos
otherwise I would have had some trouble typing this message...but
with the amount of spelling mistakes and typos I make you wouldn't
notice the difference!! Yes anyway "what was the question again?"
yeah I had my eye exam...SO SCARY!!! They do all this new weird stuff
and OMG I just COULD NOT read the letters at all!!! I said it said "S
F L P" and it was actually "O H T P" OMG i felt so embarassed!! And
he kept saying "Hmm..." and I was thinking "Hmm?? HMM?? WHAT'S 'HMMM'
SUPPOSED TO MEAN??" lol! Well it turns out I have a weak right eye
and glasses are "Recommended" for seeing things far away!!! *sob* I'M
A NERD!!!! lol!! They give you the analysised data from the test and
for 'Irregular curvature of the eye (astigmatism)' for my left eye I
have 0.00 (which is normal) but for my right eye -1.00 which is like
the highest you can get!!!! I was like "Is that good??" pointing at
the -1.00 and he just laughed and said "well normally minus numbers
aren't good no" BASTARD!! DON'T MOCK MY WEAK EYE!!!! I was expecting
him to say like "You might need glasses...and I think you remember
why don't you??...does studying while you're alone in the house ring
a bell, hmm??..." lol!!! Well if I do have to go back and get glasses
at least this means me and Ange can go to love bureaus and we can do
the whole "Can you see alright?" "No thats why I wear glasses"
and "I've got excellent eyesite, which is remarkable when you think
about it!!" lol!!!

Anyway enough about my weak eye...I was gonna post a really long
arsey message but I can't be bothered after writing all that bollocks
about my eye test! Maybe tomorrow!

But I will say two things...

DEATH TO CATHERINE TOWNSEND!!!!! steve's new girlfriend! He broke up
with his girlfriend of three years like last month and this bird's
already moving to London!!! Oh God I don't wanna put 'death to
Catherine Townsend' and Steve sues me or something...Steve I'm
legally still a minor, if you sue, you won't get money out of
me...PLUS I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVEEEEEEEEEEE...*ahem* anyway...

second thing...

ANGE HAS AN UNNATURAL ATTACHMENT TO CRABS/LOBSTERS!!! It must be
said, the people must know! Not that anyone posts on here anymore!

so bye bye!
loadsaluv
Mads
xxx