I do *************NOT**************** have an unnatural attachment to
crabs/lobsters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT'S *ONE* CARTOON CRAB WHO SHOULDDDDDDDDD HAVE BEEN A LOBSTER COS HE
WAS *RED*
GODDAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*ahem*



--- In stevecooganfans@y..., madsbowers <no_reply@y...> wrote:
> It's offical! I'm blind!!!!!!! No, ok so I'm not *actually* blind
cos
> otherwise I would have had some trouble typing this message...but
> with the amount of spelling mistakes and typos I make you wouldn't
> notice the difference!! Yes anyway "what was the question again?"
> yeah I had my eye exam...SO SCARY!!! They do all this new weird
stuff
> and OMG I just COULD NOT read the letters at all!!! I said it
said "S
> F L P" and it was actually "O H T P" OMG i felt so embarassed!! And
> he kept saying "Hmm..." and I was thinking "Hmm?? HMM??
WHAT'S 'HMMM'
> SUPPOSED TO MEAN??" lol! Well it turns out I have a weak right eye
> and glasses are "Recommended" for seeing things far away!!! *sob*
I'M
> A NERD!!!! lol!! They give you the analysised data from the test
and
> for 'Irregular curvature of the eye (astigmatism)' for my left eye
I
> have 0.00 (which is normal) but for my right eye -1.00 which is
like
> the highest you can get!!!! I was like "Is that good??" pointing at
> the -1.00 and he just laughed and said "well normally minus numbers
> aren't good no" BASTARD!! DON'T MOCK MY WEAK EYE!!!! I was
expecting
> him to say like "You might need glasses...and I think you remember
> why don't you??...does studying while you're alone in the house
ring
> a bell, hmm??..." lol!!! Well if I do have to go back and get
glasses
> at least this means me and Ange can go to love bureaus and we can
do
> the whole "Can you see alright?" "No thats why I wear glasses"
> and "I've got excellent eyesite, which is remarkable when you think
> about it!!" lol!!!
>
> Anyway enough about my weak eye...I was gonna post a really long
> arsey message but I can't be bothered after writing all that
bollocks
> about my eye test! Maybe tomorrow!
>
> But I will say two things...
>
> DEATH TO CATHERINE TOWNSEND!!!!! steve's new girlfriend! He broke
up
> with his girlfriend of three years like last month and this bird's
> already moving to London!!! Oh God I don't wanna put 'death to
> Catherine Townsend' and Steve sues me or something...Steve I'm
> legally still a minor, if you sue, you won't get money out of
> me...PLUS I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVEEEEEEEEEEE...*ahem* anyway...
>
> second thing...
>
> ANGE HAS AN UNNATURAL ATTACHMENT TO CRABS/LOBSTERS!!! It must be
> said, the people must know! Not that anyone posts on here anymore!
>
> so bye bye!
> loadsaluv
> Mads
> xxx