Oooh I've got a small Roundy and YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Death to this new
bint!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :'o(
And awwwwwwww LOL @ u and ur eye test babe!!! Bless ya!!! But, as
I've said....so long as you can write porn and see cocks, what does
it matter?!?! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
did you just say YES?!" TARA PALMER TOMKINSON (OR HOWEVER HER POSH BASTARD NAME'S SPELT) WENT *OUT* WITH...AS IN *SHAGGED*...MARK LAMARR?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! ...
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO @ Bowers and Johnson!!! Hey perhaps we should invent like some sort of pile cream cos weirdly enough our names do actually sound like...
Hellooooooooooooooooooo all!!!! I came on last night at about 3am and typed a really long msg after Mads'd buggered off to bed ("Some people!" LOL!) and then I...
It's offical! I'm blind!!!!!!! No, ok so I'm not *actually* blind cos otherwise I would have had some trouble typing this message...but with the amount of...
I do *************NOT**************** have an unnatural attachment to crabs/lobsters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S *ONE* CARTOON CRAB WHO...
Oooh I've got a small Roundy and YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Death to this new bint!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :'o( And awwwwwwww LOL @ u and ur eye test babe!!! Bless ya!!!...
ANGE FANCIES IAN BEALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its true!!!!! She just OPENINGLY admitted it to me!!! She wants him to serve her his "finest pork sausage"!!! ...
OHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I'M NOT TELLING YOU ANYTHING EVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol! I was saying it in jest everyone, I...
She really wasn't.....she's just told me she has sexual fantasies about him, a nun and a midget!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She's *WARPED*!!!! RUN, SAVE...
"YOUUUUUU BITCH!" Ok fine yeah SO WHAT??! I like Barry...OK???!! And Ian Beale is certainly NOT better than Barry!!!! Barry wouldn't sleep with a cheap ...
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ohhhhhh God didn't you miss us when we were gone, everyone?!?! "Guys? GUYS?" lol! You drive us to...
Barry wouldn't sleep with a cheap ... Oh, well in that case then you're out of luck, aren't you?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :op At least it means I've got a chance...
OOOOOOOOHHHHH YOU'RE TESTING MY NERVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW DAREEEEEEEEEEE YOU CALL ME A CHEAP WHORE!!!!...You know I charge a lot! OH JUST SO FUCK A...
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