Firstly, just thought I'd post the Sunday Mirror article about this
lapdancer's CRAZYYYY sex with Steve...


MY CRAZY SEX WITH STEVE COOGAN

May 2 2004


By Emma Cox, TV Correspondent And Ben Todd, Showbusiness Editor


TV funnyman Steve Coogan reeled off his Alan Partridge catchphrases
as he spanked a lapdancer during a cocaine-fuelled romp.

Joanne Young and her friend Jenny Ryan joined Coogan in a hotel orgy
which sparked the collapse of his marriage to society beauty
Caroline Hickman.

And today Joanne, 22, reveals for the first time what really went on
between her and the curly-haired comedian. She told how kinky Coogan:

-Shouted catchphrases like "ahaa", "back of the net" and "cash back"
while SPANKING her.

-Had a FETISH for her knee-high boots and kissed them from top to
bottom.

-Was fascinated by her INTIMATE body piercing.

-Loved being DOMINATED by the girls.

Millionaire Coogan, famous for his cheesy DJ character Alan
Partridge, met Joanne and Jenny at a star-studded party three weeks
ago.

The comedian spotted the pair in the VIP room of the Embassy Club
after performing a charity gig at the Royal Albert Hall for the
Teenage Cancer Trust.

He later invited them back to his hotel and the trio began an all-
night drinking and sex session.

Joanne said: "Steve had taken our mobile numbers at the party and
literally minutes after we left, he called and asked if we wanted to
go back to his hotel.

"We said yes straight away because we're really big Alan Partridge
fans and thought it would be hilarious.

"We went up to his suite and ordered some vodka and the three of us
just started talking. But it quickly became sexy - he started
kissing me and Jenny and I started ordering him around, telling him
to strip.

"He did whatever we told him to do - even crawling across the floor
to kiss Jen's legs. It was hilarious. He obviously loved being
dominated.

"Then I told him to sit in a chair while I did a dance for him, but
I said he wasn't allowed to touch me or himself. He tried to touch
me a couple of times but I slapped him back and he apologised. He
was really subservient, and it gave me a bit of a buzz to be bossing
him around like that."

The night took a surreal twist when Joanne, who works at a West End
lap-dancing club, ordered Coogan to do an Alan Partridge impression.

She said: "I don't think he really likes doing Alan impressions but
I talked him into it. At one point I was ordering him to spank me in
an Alan Partridge style, so he did a little run-up with a funny walk
and smacked my bum.

WHILE he was spanking me, he was doing some of his catchphrases
like 'ahaa' and 'back of the net'. I was crying with laughter. It
was really weird but he's not that unlike Alan in real life, he's a
bit geeky too, so it felt like I was really with Alan rather than
Steve!

"I couldn't believe he was letting us take the mickey so much, but
he obviously got off on us finding him so hilarious."

The trio later moved to the bedroom where Joanne and Coogan - who
was once treated for a sex addiction - began having sex while Jenny
watched.

Joanne said: "Although he'd been really subservient beforehand, he
got very dominant once we started having sex. He threw me around
into all sorts of different positions, pinning my legs behind my
head and that sort of thing.

"It was pretty vigorous, confident sex, and he lasted a long time as
well. I can't deny that he was good and he's also a very considerate
lover. He knew how to turn me on. He was obsessed with giving me
oral sex - I think it's because I'm pierced down there and he was
fascinated with it. But he's definitely a giver.

"I think he'd have liked Jenny to get involved too but she's got a
boyfriend so she just lay on the bed next to us and watched."

Coogan, who married wife Caroline in December 2002 and has a seven-
year-old daughter from a previous relationship, went home at 7am.
The girls stayed in the hotel for another five hours and had
breakfast before checking out at 12.30pm.

Coogan, who denies having full sex with Joanne but admits the girls
were in his room, phoned her just hours later to check whether she
was OK. Then he phoned again at 1am the following morning to ask her
over to his West London home.

Joanne, who has been single since last summer, said: "I went over
and he was in bed because he didn't believe I would come. He buzzed
me in and I saw he was wearing stripey pyjamas - I couldn't believe
it. I really took the mickey out of him for it, he looked like a
little boy. We started kissing and he began to strip, but I told him
to keep his pyjamas on because they made me laugh. He made me keep
my boots on as well. He kept kissing them and feeling the heels.

"He's definitely a leg man - he was always stroking my legs and
would even kneel on the floor to kiss them. We had sex again and it
was even better this time because we weren't so drunk. I stayed for
a bit longer then went home because I didn't want to stay over in
his family home. He gave me a kiss goodbye and said he thought I was
great."

Days later the Sunday Mirror exclusively reported Coogan and
Joanne's romp - and the next day, Coogan called Joanne to say he
that he and Caroline were divorcing.

Joanne said: "He said it had been on the cards for a while. I was
horrified and said I hoped it wasn't just because of me, but he said
that was just the straw that broke the camel's back for him and
Caroline. He didn't go into details."

Later Coogan denied having sex with Joanne and alleged they had
taken cocaine. The 39-year-old said: "I'm such an idiot for doing
it. I was the village idiot. I did a few lines of cocaine.

"It is madness - getting drunk, doing drugs, then going back to a
hotel with two girls. We went up to the room and had more drinks. We
were laughing and messing about but I didn't have full sex."

But Joanne yesterday branded him a liar and said: "He asked us if we
had any cocaine but we told him we don't do drugs. Then he
disappeared to the toilet and came out with a big grin on his face.

"He was wide-eyed and really agitated after that. He couldn't stop
pacing around. I can't believe he's accusing me of taking Class A
drugs - I wouldn't be speaking out now if he hadn't done that, but
I'm just not that sort of girl.

"I don't normally have one-night stands. I've had very few sexual
partners.

"It was a great laugh and we had a good time together, but he's
ruined it now by lying about me to cover his own back. I've lost
whatever respect I had for him."











And here's an article about Baby Cow in the Times...




Animal tragic
Paul Hoggart chews the cud with Henry Normal, who, with Steve
Coogan, is making some of the darkest comedy in years




British TV Comedy has taken a dark turn of late. Just when you
thought that such shows as Human Remains and Marion and Geoff,
starring Julia Davis and/or Rob Brydon, could not sink to further
depths of existential bleakness, along came the cult triumph Nighty
Night. In it, Davis starred as Jill, a bona-fide sitcom monster who,
delighted that her husband is dying of cancer, sets out to seduce
the husband of a wheelchair-bound neighbour (a Christmas special is
being planned).
This left-turn towards the art of darkness is no accident, since one
company is in the driving seat — Baby Cow, the independent comedy
production company started by Steve Coogan and his old friend and
writing partner, Henry Normal. Their latest comedy, a pitch-black
animation called I am Not an Animal, may be the darkest of the lot.
It opens in an experimental vivisection facility, which has already
sparked complaints from the British Union Against Vivisection, and
features animals who have been genetically modified to speak and
behave like north London yuppies. The medium as well as the message
is a high-risk experiment, using unfamiliar if eye-catching
animation techniques. Audiences, though, might take more than one
episode to latch on to the humour.



As the Chinese calendar might have it, this is the Year of the Baby
Cow. The company is at the cutting edge of comedy, and Baby Cows are
bursting out all over. Not, I hasten to add, literally. Apart from
the shows already mentioned, last week brought the All Star Comedy
Show to ITV, a co-production with Reeves and Mortimer's new outfit,
Pett. Later this month, a wonderfully out-there sitcom called The
Mighty Boosh hits BBC Three. Dr Nebulous, their first Radio 4
comedy, starring Mark Gatiss of The League of Gentlemen, is due on
our airwaves soon. In the autumn, Baby Cow will produce a comedy
called Hooray for Cancer, written by the stand-up comic and former
cancer sufferer Andre Vincent. Meanwhile, Johnny Vegas is lined up
to star in a comedy about a doubtless shabby, drug-dealer.

Normal is sure that their more outlandish shows could have been made
only through an independent company, and that many have only been
possible because of the new role of BBC Three as a testing-ground
for outré ideas. The channel is "a godsend", says Normal, because
its controller, Stuart Murphy, recognises that they must take leaps
of faith and is not afraid to make mistakes. Baby Cow has certainly
helped BBC Three establish its curent reputation as the home of hip
comedy, and is fast catching up with more established comedian-owned
production companies, such as Hat Trick and Talkback.

Normal and Coogan first met 20 years ago at the Thameside Theatre in
Ashton-Under-Lyne, an amiable little satellite of Manchester. "We
used to perform in the bar to about seven people," Normal
recalls. "Lots of up-and-coming acts such as John Thomson and
Caroline Aherne used to go there." (Normal wrote The Mrs Merton Show
and The Royle Family with Aherne). "It was our little corner of the
world. Everybody mixed and got on. There was a bonding process,
which we've carried through."

They formed Baby Cow four years ago while writing the The Parole
Officer together in Brighton, when both had young children. "We
wanted to control our product and get home to see the kids," Normal
muses. "In comedy, a lot is now written and performed by the
comedians themselves. It's akin to singer-songwriters in music.
We're possibly the first generation of producers to come out of the
stand-up comedy circuit, as opposed to, say, Oxford or Cambridge. At
its best, it gives you an authentic voice that is true all the way
through. You've got the star taking the writing right the way
through the performance and into the edit. For Nighty Night Julia
sat in on the edit and we talked her through each of the shots, the
scenes and the cuts with her."

Yet it's not all touchy-feely hand-holding — Baby Cow prides itself
not only on the care lavished on the productions, but also the
ruthless editing. "We probably spend more time in the off-line than
any other company. On Nighty Night we probably chucked about 70
minutes away, including much of the last episode — which was filmed
in Steve's house in Brighton, by the way — because it was too
bleak," Normal recalls. Heaven only knows what that was like.

But the BBC's conversion is complete. Jane Root, the outgoing
controller of BBC Two, told them that she took just one meeting to
agree to commission I am Not an Animal. The show's writer, Peter
Baynham, spent a year on the project, which is animated by Tim
Searle of 2DTV using an unusual photomontage technique, though the
talking animals all have human eyes.

"Essentially, the animals are like the talking classes," Normal
explains, comparing it to Animal Farm. "They know a lot about the
media, but they don't know how to forage for food. If you put the
talking classes in the middle of a forest to fend for themselves
they wouldn't know where to start. For me the greatest equality is
for everybody to be as bad as each other," he explains obliquely,
when I ask if he is worried that the portrayal of Rambo-like animal
rights activists might cause offence. Besides, he claims, the
vivisection setting of I am Not an Animal is "just a back-drop, a
way of understanding why these animals talk".

Normal does not wish Baby Cow to be seen as just there for the nasty
things in life. The other new shows are much lighter in tone,
shooting off in different directions. The All-Star Comedy Show
attempted to reunite alternative and mainstream styles and
performers, though it has had a mixed reception. BBC Three's
forthcoming The Mighty Boosh is a show whose gently daft surrealism
harks back to The Goodies. Like many of his generation, Normal
cannot understand why the 1970s show has never been repeated, and
promises to suggest it to Stuart Murphy.

"Sometimes we're a little bit slow to realise that the current BBC
One or ITV viewer in their fifties or sixties was brought up on
Monty Python and is looking for something just as radical," says
Normal.

The trickier question is whether radical is also funny. We will know
soon enough if the latest herd of Baby Cows are raging bulls,
reliable milkers or a load of old bullocks.

I am Not an Animal begins on Monday, BBC Two, 10pm






I can't believe Steve let Mark act in his house for Nighty Night!!
And "Christ" that means Mark was down in Brighton, probably going to
all the gay clubs and I missed him!!!

And I knew about that Nebulous series wayyyy before it was
publicised!! I also know that the writer Graham Duff bought all
Mark's videos/DVDs so he was able to better write for him!! But I
can't tell you how I know cos if I did I'd have to kill you...and
everyone you know. lol!