Just thought I'd copy and paste a little bit of Steve info because
I'm up and I can't sleep!








His "infidelity," if you can call it that, comes hot on the heels of
comedian Steve Coogan who was caught having a drug and alcohol-
fuelled romp with a couple of lap dancers.

Coogan was in a hotel room with the girls, snorting coke, indulging
in spanking games and giving one of them oral sex. But a shame-faced
Steve says: "I didn't have full sex with either of them."
Oh, that's alright then.

It reopens the debate on whether sexual shenanigans that don't
involve intercourse are actually classed as being unfaithful.
The answer, one suspects, depends entirely on the context in which
the "infidelity" takes place.

Coogan's wife Caroline Hickman is reportedly furious and has asked
him for a divorce, despite his repeated phone calls begging for
forgiveness.

"Steve is not at a happy stage in his life. Caroline, who he loves
and adores, is about to walk," says a source.

Trouble is, when he was cavorting with a couple of lap dancers, his
wife meant nothing. And if it comes at the end of a long line of
misdemeanours and empty promises, there comes a time when you just
have to cut and run.










I know Steve is a "stupid cow." for doing it and if he doesn't like
it then "don't do it." but awwwwwww @ the repeated phone calls!!
But give up Steve and let the bitch walk!!! Maybe he should have had
a better excuse when he was caught with the lapdancers and said "I'M
EXPOSING MYSELF WHILE WATCHING SOME FREE FANNY, WHAT'S UP WITH *YOU*
CAROLINE?!" lmfao!

Btw...STEVE'S CUT HIS HAIR!!!! He did some gig on Monday as Alan in
Oxford and there are some after show photos and he has it real
short!! I soooo perfered it long though!!

But yeah, thats it really!