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Hi All, This email is from Janet’s sister in Cape Town, I think you might enjoy it.

 

Yours in Christ Ernie   

 


From: Hilary Halladey [mailto:hilary@...]
Sent: 20 November 2007 12:15
To: 'Janet Mann'; Brenda Kemp; 'Charlie & Jill Heyes'; Shoes of Flavour; tcurrey@...; Bronwyn Denicker; debbiedutoit3@...; Paul Bradnum; T-Bag Designs; Rudo Nzanza; 'Ruth Martin'
Subject: You have to laugh!

 

Couldn’t resist sending this one – generally don’t forward emails of this nature, but this one just amused me so!  Hope you enjoy it!

Love to all

Hail

 





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Sent: 15 November 2007 10:53 AM
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Enjoy

 

 

Paul Adams

Siphiwo Consulting Services

Tel: 021 555 1941

Fax:086 513 8755

Fax:021 555 1933

www.siphiwo.co.za

 

"Bridging The Gap Between Today & Tomorrow"


 

A little Christian Humour. ..     
  
  Jesus  and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on  the computer.  They had been going at it for days, and  frankly God was tired of hearing all the  bickering.  
Finally  fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT!  I have had enough.  I am  going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those  results, I will judge who does the better job."  

So  Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
 
They  moused...

   
 
 
 
They  faxed...

 
 
 
 
They  e-mailed...
     
   
 
They  e-mailed with attachments.
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They  downloaded...
           
       
 
 
They  did spreadsheets!
 
             
     
 
 
 
They  wrote reports...  
                 
   
 
 
They  created labels and cards...

                             
   
 
 
 
They  created charts and graphs...
                                     
 
 
 
 
They  did some genealogy reports..
                               
     
 
 
 
They  did every job known to man...
                                 
   
 
 
Jesus  worked with
heavenly  efficiency, and Satan was faster than hell .  
 
 
 
Then,  ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed   across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course,  the power went off!
Satan  stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in  the underworld.
                                       
   
Jesus  just sighed.
 
 
 
 
 
     

Finally  the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their  computers.
Satan  started searching frantically, screaming: "It's gone!  It's  all GONE!  I lost everything when the power went out!"  

Meanwhile,  Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past  two hours of work.
Satan  observed this and became irate.  "Wait!" he screamed.   "That's not fair!  He cheated!  How come he has  all his work and I don't have any?"
God  just shrugged and said,
 
 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


 
 
 
 
                   
 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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